Chris Goddard

True!! Which due to the circumstances I think I will pass on the Editors suggestion. Something I forgot to mention was that several colleagues also walked In sympathy! And two of those were deemed to have resigned from the committee. But not the others who walked as well? Chris

True!! Which due to the circumstances I think I will pass on the Editors suggestion. Something I forgot to mention was that several colleagues also walked In sympathy! And two of those were deemed to have resigned from the committee. But not the others who walked as well? Chris

The Penis Poem My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring, But now I've got a full-time job, To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes! Mumble xxxxxxxx

The Penis Poem My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out, What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout. Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring, But now I've got a full-time job, To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave, For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues, To see it hang its little head, And watch me tie my shoes! Mumble xxxxxxxx

I'm the other!! what happened to god's country?? "YORKSHIRE!!" Chris

Please see my message on non-fishing chat Especially you lawyer chaps!! Thanks Chris

Please see my message on non-fishing chat Especially you lawyer chaps!! Thanks Chris

I have just been ousted as the chairman of my local club. I was voted out by means of a vote of "No Confidence" now whilst I believe that the vote was democratic the reasons behind It are a bit strange to say the least!! What I need is some legal advice I think really?? I was also slandered at the meeting and am not very happy about that either!! But that is another matter. My real dillemma is that the local press have asked me to "send" them a few details and they will run a story. Should I or Should I not? But the bottom line is that at the time of ordering £15,000 worth of fish for re-stocking our waters I was chairman of the club!! Now I do not wish to be found liable for these fish, but It boils down to this - The majority of the remaining members do not want these fish stocked!! So I really need some serious advice!! Any lawyers lurking out there could advise me?? The down side to this is that I am Flying to America on tuesday next for 3 weeks and am not going to be able to field this myself!! Chris

I have just been ousted as the chairman of my local club. I was voted out by means of a vote of "No Confidence" now whilst I believe that the vote was democratic the reasons behind It are a bit strange to say the least!! What I need is some legal advice I think really?? I was also slandered at the meeting and am not very happy about that either!! But that is another matter. My real dillemma is that the local press have asked me to "send" them a few details and they will run a story. Should I or Should I not? But the bottom line is that at the time of ordering £15,000 worth of fish for re-stocking our waters I was chairman of the club!! Now I do not wish to be found liable for these fish, but It boils down to this - The majority of the remaining members do not want these fish stocked!! So I really need some serious advice!! Any lawyers lurking out there could advise me?? The down side to this is that I am Flying to America on tuesday next for 3 weeks and am not going to be able to field this myself!! Chris

S'funny?? But the same thing happened to our Air Force/Army when they Pulled against the ROYAL NAVY!! Chris

S'funny?? But the same thing happened to our Air Force/Army when they Pulled against the ROYAL NAVY!! Chris

As It stands now. Not a problem (as long as you have a game licence just in case the pooch catches anything!!) but If the legislation that is proposed is passed then you would be in breach of the law by allowing your pet to chase anything!! Chris

As It stands now. Not a problem (as long as you have a game licence just in case the pooch catches anything!!) but If the legislation that is proposed is passed then you would be in breach of the law by allowing your pet to chase anything!! Chris

Get yourself down the Auctions man!! Loads of bargains!! Chris

Dun!! Chris

Dun!! Chris

I have just "Aquired" 200,000 of the little beauties!! All in one size (8's I think they are 17mm in length no swivels attatched!!) and in bags of 500 (keep you and all your mates going for a bit??) I am wanting £2.50 a bag of 500ish!! This includes postage etc. Please e-mail me with your requirements. Chris

Went yesterday and spent a fortune (Small one!)Not much new about. But talk about cheap!! Reels in particular!! I bought a 2.5lb TC carp rod for flattie bashing £10!! and 3 whips 3,4,5M for £10!! Pole floats all 50p each. Some real bargains!! Look out for it at in your area! Well worth the £5 entry. Chris

Went yesterday and spent a fortune (Small one!)Not much new about. But talk about cheap!! Reels in particular!! I bought a 2.5lb TC carp rod for flattie bashing £10!! and 3 whips 3,4,5M for £10!! Pole floats all 50p each. Some real bargains!! Look out for it at in your area! Well worth the £5 entry. Chris

Sadly Lyn the anti's have even gone to the extremes of "Liberating" some of these hounds and are now putting It about that they are "Happy and contented!!" For anyone who knows these hounds they would laugh in the face of anyone who had the gall to even suggest that. The hounds are pack animals!! plain and simple and as such will obey the pack leader. Anyone telling any other tale is deluding themselves!! Or to put It more simply "full of sh1t!! Oh! and to answer the earlier question "What if my dog chases a fox (Or anything else)you would be in breach of the law as It Is proposed at present!! Chris

Sadly Lyn the anti's have even gone to the extremes of "Liberating" some of these hounds and are now putting It about that they are "Happy and contented!!" For anyone who knows these hounds they would laugh in the face of anyone who had the gall to even suggest that. The hounds are pack animals!! plain and simple and as such will obey the pack leader. Anyone telling any other tale is deluding themselves!! Or to put It more simply "full of sh1t!! Oh! and to answer the earlier question "What if my dog chases a fox (Or anything else)you would be in breach of the law as It Is proposed at present!! Chris

How long does the "cookie" remain in memory Elton?? As sometime when I open the forum I am still logged in?? Does this show me as logged in all the time I am not? Or only when I actually open the page(So to speak)?? Chris

How long does the "cookie" remain in memory Elton?? As sometime when I open the forum I am still logged in?? Does this show me as logged in all the time I am not? Or only when I actually open the page(So to speak)?? Chris

They made me chuckle a little also!! And I had to edit them before posting, so spare a thought for me!! Chris

They made me chuckle a little also!! And I had to edit them before posting, so spare a thought for me!! Chris