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Hello Chesters. How yer diddlin' me ol' mucker. Just popped in to wish my best angling mate a Happy Christmas as I know how much you've missed me. I see you're busy, what with Martin56 whacking his own backside with a banjo (risky, it could have easily disappeared inside), BaldBear struggling to learn how to clip up, and my ol' mate Trigger buying reels that he doesn't use because he doesn't know how to; poor ol' bugger! I'll catch all you lot, my greatest fans, in the New Year, so you all take care and tell Trigger to use the giblets from the turkey as bait as it might help him to catch something, even if it is only a cold!

That's the biggest rubber catfish I've ever seen. I'd love to know the address of the joke shop he purchased it from.

Yup, that and the experience of listening to Prime Minister's Question Time!

It's probably not the 'prostating' that's caused 3 knee replacements, but the doggy-style antics you two perform at midnight in the middle of Farnham High Street. Next time, take a couple of cushions but don't get caught as the fines now for indecent exposure are pretty high. I suppose her kneeling over your face doesn't help her knees either.

Goodness me, you have such admirable traits, 'modest', 'egoless', 'uncomplacent', the list goes on Chesters. Your wife must look upon you as the nearest thing to God and spend every day thanking Planet Zog for leaving you behind.

So you've been told, but we all know that fraudulent birth certificates are easy to produce. Surely you must have noticed you're different from all other humans.

I used your 'thehun.com' and was directed to 'thehun.net', so yes, it is!

Oh, it was a big-un alright. Apparently, it liked the area so much, it took up residency and obtained a permit to fish.

I think a UFO landed near Farnham some 60yrs ago and left one of its occupants behind.

My knob's too big for a sock; I have to use a size 12 wellington boot. It's 'thehun.net', not .com!

So Chesters, you know the name of a couple of porn sites. You do surprise me. There must be life in the ol' fella after all. Farnham housewives beware!

At last. 55yrs since we beat the Krauts in a knockout situation. Even if you're not a soccer fan, it's 1918, 1945, 1966, and now 2021. It's party time folks! I'm off down the pub.

Hi Chester1. How's my best mate on here? I see everyone is arguing the toss as usual. Just listening to England v Germany and Rashford has just scored. Just purchased a new rod and some chenille for the Daiwa 120M closed face reel I purchased off of the late Jan Porter's wife. Will see if it is handy for piking and general river trotting. WOW, Kane has just made it 2-0. Must go now as it's getting emotional because we are finally beating the Germans 2-0 in a tournament knockout match. Brilliant!

Tigger - Sorry to disappoint you, but I've caught more fish both in freshwater and seawater than you've ever eaten. If you've been 'keeping up' (which, at your age, must be a struggle), then you'll know I appear on both fishing and non-fishing threads, and nobody has 'chewed me up' as you so politely put it. I think it would be better for you to vanish as it would signal the 'all clear' for the ex-AN contributors to return from the 'Maggotdrowners' website once they have seen that we have rid ourselves of people that have nothing to say on here.

To all. I know I'm in the middle of cooking my dinner (haddock & chips & baked beans) but I could not resist interjecting here with a comment which is: Where is all this heading? I, for one, will always support our fishing industry by eating their catches, but I cannot see how the actions and protests of the proletariat in the UK is going to change the situation regarding our fishing rights. It doesn't matter what government is in office, as whoever it is will ALWAYS cowtow to the requests of the EU in the supposed interests of the UK. If anyone out there knows how to change their thinking, then I'm all ears, but I'm afraid that's not going to happen for some time yet!

Anyway, I'm going to cook my dinner now so I'II either catch you later or tomorrow. Incidentally, I meant Dale used to run the chip shop, not the campsite.

No no, not Sennen Cove. I'm talking about the Tudor Chippy in Marazion where I used to stay on a campsite. It was owned (and maybe still is) by Clive & Margaret Thompson, and their son Dale used to run it in the Summer season.

Chesters1 - Okey dokey, not to worry. It probably wouldn't fit my Daiwa 120m anyway. Regarding the maid, it doesn't matter if she's plain. You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fire!

big_cod - Not sure why you posted that on here in between my exchanges with Chesters1. However, I have followed your links on other threads as I have an empathy with your profession. I used to holiday in Cornwall every year before my other half passed away (in Marazion), and Newlyn and Penzance were my favourite haunts. The campsite owners (at the time) owned and ran the fish & chip shop so I got plenty of feedback from them regarding your industry in that area. I'm 100% behind you and your colleagues fight against this damn right wing government.

My my, what an unusual situation you live in. No need to ask the maid. Tell me, is she up for some porn shots? As for that red spool, do post a piccie as I'm intrigued. So you're into touch fishing. Must say I've not tried it myself, but I did have a magnet fishing game when I was a kid.

I take it that it's your 'trouble & strife' who is your chauffeur. My other half was also my chauffeur 'til she passed away, so I use my glasses now when in my car (and when I'm fishing). Tell me Chesters1, regarding that piccie you posted, did you find out what reel that blue spool belongs to? I'm willing to bet it belongs to a closed face Daiwa.

So you have visited Specsavers. Well done; very wise.

Chesters1 - A word of advice: You need to visit Specsavers and get your eyesight checked out, especially at your age, as that fog could turn out to be cataracts.

Tigger - I see you're getting very curmudgeonly in your extremely old age. And you must be fit if you can find the strength to press those oh so heavy keys on your keyboard. The reason it's quieter on here is because all you numpties have driven all the decent folk on to the 'Maggotdrowners' website! And it's a 'prick' like me, as you so politely put it, that makes old farts like you put your Zimmer frame down and crawl on to your keyboard. Boldbare - My my, how complimentary you are towards someone you've never communicated with before. Your parents must be very proud of your manners towards strangers. And you probably would like an 'ignore' function on here, being the ignoramus that you've grown up to become.

Phone - Nice picture that. I can see you've learnt how to use Photoshop to good effect. Corydoras - You need to explain to Phone that ghosts don't exist in your tiny little world, so that probably explains why you're never likely to catch one.