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Hello Chesters. How yer diddlin' me ol' mucker. Just popped in to wish my best angling mate a Happy Christmas as I know how much you've missed me. I see you're busy, what with Martin56 whacking his own backside with a banjo (risky, it could have easily disappeared inside), BaldBear struggling to learn how to clip up, and my ol' mate Trigger buying reels that he doesn't use because he doesn't know how to; poor ol' bugger! I'll catch all you lot, my greatest fans, in the New Year, so you all take care and tell Trigger to use the giblets from the turkey as bait as it might help him to catch something, even if it is only a cold!

That's the biggest rubber catfish I've ever seen. I'd love to know the address of the joke shop he purchased it from.

Yup, that and the experience of listening to Prime Minister's Question Time!

It's probably not the 'prostating' that's caused 3 knee replacements, but the doggy-style antics you two perform at midnight in the middle of Farnham High Street. Next time, take a couple of cushions but don't get caught as the fines now for indecent exposure are pretty high. I suppose her kneeling over your face doesn't help her knees either.

Goodness me, you have such admirable traits, 'modest', 'egoless', 'uncomplacent', the list goes on Chesters. Your wife must look upon you as the nearest thing to God and spend every day thanking Planet Zog for leaving you behind.

So you've been told, but we all know that fraudulent birth certificates are easy to produce. Surely you must have noticed you're different from all other humans.

I used your 'thehun.com' and was directed to 'thehun.net', so yes, it is!

Oh, it was a big-un alright. Apparently, it liked the area so much, it took up residency and obtained a permit to fish.

I think a UFO landed near Farnham some 60yrs ago and left one of its occupants behind.

My knob's too big for a sock; I have to use a size 12 wellington boot. It's 'thehun.net', not .com!

So Chesters, you know the name of a couple of porn sites. You do surprise me. There must be life in the ol' fella after all. Farnham housewives beware!

At last. 55yrs since we beat the Krauts in a knockout situation. Even if you're not a soccer fan, it's 1918, 1945, 1966, and now 2021. It's party time folks! I'm off down the pub.

Hi Chester1. How's my best mate on here? I see everyone is arguing the toss as usual. Just listening to England v Germany and Rashford has just scored. Just purchased a new rod and some chenille for the Daiwa 120M closed face reel I purchased off of the late Jan Porter's wife. Will see if it is handy for piking and general river trotting. WOW, Kane has just made it 2-0. Must go now as it's getting emotional because we are finally beating the Germans 2-0 in a tournament knockout match. Brilliant!

Tigger - Sorry to disappoint you, but I've caught more fish both in freshwater and seawater than you've ever eaten. If you've been 'keeping up' (which, at your age, must be a struggle), then you'll know I appear on both fishing and non-fishing threads, and nobody has 'chewed me up' as you so politely put it. I think it would be better for you to vanish as it would signal the 'all clear' for the ex-AN contributors to return from the 'Maggotdrowners' website once they have seen that we have rid ourselves of people that have nothing to say on here.

To all. I know I'm in the middle of cooking my dinner (haddock & chips & baked beans) but I could not resist interjecting here with a comment which is: Where is all this heading? I, for one, will always support our fishing industry by eating their catches, but I cannot see how the actions and protests of the proletariat in the UK is going to change the situation regarding our fishing rights. It doesn't matter what government is in office, as whoever it is will ALWAYS cowtow to the requests of the EU in the supposed interests of the UK. If anyone out there knows how to change their thinking, then I'm all ears, but I'm afraid that's not going to happen for some time yet!