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*Ant*

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  1. I very rarely read any newspapers Paul, well apart from some sporting articles. They are all biased and have a political agenda on way or t'other.
  2. I won't even bother clicking on it seeing as it's The Guardian.
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    Near or far

    Over the many years fishing for ellusive carp on the canal system, the best place without doubt to place your hookbait was about 6-12in from the far bank. Preferably up against some reeds or under an overgrowing tree or shrub of course. It was very rare to catch one down the middle even when I fished wide open turning bays and junctions.
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    Near or far

    I've found the same when fishing from harbour walls and breakwaters. Some guys come along and pull out the latest top end beachcasters, fix on a 5oz weight and cast to the horizon and don't get a bite, whilst i'm fishing down the edge with a light carp rod catching the odd whiting, wrasse, pollock and some rather nice mullet.
  5. What are you doing on this thread? Bugga off and mind your own business.
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    Coronavirus

    Good news Elton
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    Coronavirus

    Well derrrrr, it's obviously a lady lemon. If it was a man lemon it would be wearing a shirt and tie. Geez' Dave don't you know anything!
  8. The thing is he actually looks more "normal" in that photo.
  9. I noticed there wasn't much of a mention of St Georges Day across the BBC formats, yet they seemed very concerned about Ramadam.
  10. Donald Trump - I'm a very smart President, what we need is something with tremendous heat and tremendous light to kill the virus. White House Chief of Staff - What do you have in mind Mr President? Donald Trump - Those big big bombs we dropped on Chin-naa at the end of the war, they were very very hot and very very bright weren't they? White House Chief of Staff - That was Japan Mr President not China and they were nuclear bombs. Donald Trump - I thought Japan was in Chin-naa, nevermind....but we have lots of these nuclear thingy bombs yes? White House Chief of Staff - Please hand me the Nuclear Weapon launch codes Mr President!
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    Coronavirus

    Is this a case of "watch your spelling" or is this prolonged lockdown getting to people?
  12. I guess I missed something, I took Huge's post as satire??? Anyway I can't hang around here yattering, I'm off to the shop to get some Jeyes Fluid......and i'm sure i've got a hypodermic needle around somewhere that I used to use to inject deadbaits.
  13. I'll just note here just incase......If it's reported all over the worlds news headlines that some crazy Englishman was shot dead by the American secret service trying to break in to Trumps bedroom in the White House.........It wasn't an assassination attempt, I just wanted to see what his hair was like.
  14. I have noticed that, it always looks like he's puckering up to kiss some poor lass. But it's his hair that really gets me, what is all that about??!! I'm gonna die someday not knowing what his hair looks like first thing in the morning. These are the questions I need answering before I die, just like how did "The Big Bang" happen and who shot Kennedy. pffft!
  15. The world is a very strange place. How he became so wealthy and the most powerful man on the planet beggars belief.
  16. I'm not sure he lies all the time, just mostly whenever he opens his mouth, and then the rest of the time he's not purposely lying.....he's just a few spoons short of a cutlery drawer.
  17. That would drive me nuts! If you find out what's causing it please let us know.
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    Tobacco!

    That interests me Chesters, is it really that good? I've tried patches and the gum but neither worked for me.
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    Tobacco!

    I remember trying those little pillows of chewng tobacco in my teens. I agree bloody awful!
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    Tobacco!

    I've got a small electric blender/chopper gadget that I used to use for chopping boilies, crushing pellets and making crumb mixes etc for fishing. After a good clean it's doing a great job of cutting and blending pipe tobaccos.
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