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corydoras

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  1. There are some proper wuckfits out there. Hans Wormhat who thinks that koalas are CGI. To me those kind of people are superfluous. We do not need them sharing our atmosphere.
  2. They are unfalsifiable claims. It is not up to us to disprove them. The burden of proof lies with those making the claim. I'd pack all conspiracy theorists off to Novaya Zemlya to work in the zinc and lead mines.
  3. A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves. The next night, the pub is packed. In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.' The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down. The next night there is standing room only in the pub. Coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending. The barman is making more money in one week than he did all last year In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie, please barman.' The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties.' The rabbit looks aghast. The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion Toastie. The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like it.' The crowd's bated breath is ear shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.' 'Ok,' says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion Toastie.' The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie. He then waves to the crowd and leaves.... NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!! One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar. The barman says, 'Who are you? To which he is answered, 'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.' The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous. You would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous.' The rabbit says, 'Yes I know.' The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.' The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.' The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?' 'I DIED', said the rabbit. 'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?' After a short pause, the rabbit said ... 'Mixin-me-toasties'
  4. I don't think Boris could win at Snakes and Ladders. I hope dozy Barry is pleased with Boris selling his precious under 10s down the river. Me? I'm laghing my male chiken off.
  5. I don't think we could do what Taiwan or other South East Asian countries do. We are not very good at doing what we are told.
  6. I have not done a 180 at all. I was just pointing out that Sweden is not as good as some make out. One reason the some South East Asian countris did so well is that they remebered SARS, we forgot all about it. "WHO were puppets of the CCP the whole time and it is evident that we were played with a view to destroying western economies". What a lot of dung. You been browsing QAnon sites? I'll settle for ratel.
  7. Tiawan did not have a lock down. Why could we not have done that? Because we are governed by donkeys, voted in by monkeys who vote againt their own interests. That depends on how you define "socialist" does it no?. If your definition is a Soviet style coomand economy then no but I'd hazard a guess that the Scandanavian countries are more socialist than you would be happy with. Even they have their right wing trolls like Christian Tybring-Gjedde. Don't "old chap me" you patronising fecking weasel.
  8. I thought it was only Americans that were getting shafted by Trump. The right seem to appreciate a bit of prostate milking.
  9. I shudder at the thought. Can you imagine hanging out the back of that? (You can now ? )
  10. Oh and the Nobel Peace Prize is a bloody joke. Prizes should be awarded for the fruit, not for the seeds.
  11. John S: Can we change the title of the topic to "Failed Bank Manager orating from his anal sphincter"?
  12. Why did you choose Sweden as your poster child? One little outlier that fits your narrative? I can do that too. Sweden Population 10.23 million Total Deaths 5,890 Deaths per million of population 582. UK Population 67,886,011 Total Deaths 42,072 Deaths per million of population 619 So Sweden is not that much better off than us. Let's look east. Tiawan Population 23.78 million Total Deaths Total Death 7 Deaths per million of population 0.3 Now let's look at South Korea, a country with a population a bit more closer to our own. South Korea Population 51,269,185 Total Deaths 407 Deaths per million of population 8 What about Japan? Population 126,476,461 Total Deaths 1,548 Deaths per million of population 12 or Thailand? Population 69,799,978 Total Deaths 59 Deaths per million of population 0.8 Maybe people with yellow skin are smarter than us? Sweden is not so hot as you think. The UK with the highest confirmed COVID-19 deaths in Europe is fecking abysmal. Nice to see that you think that a socialist **** hole in the **** hole of all **** holes, the EU are doing better than the Right Wing wuckfits that we voted into power. Keep it up, If YOU voted for them YOU OWN IT.
  13. I know two people who have died of this shitty virus this year. One was in his 20s and one was in her 40s. I don't suppose you could answer the question? Why should we pay any attention to the tosser? I'll not take any lessons on "humanity" from anyone that supports Trump. You are having a fecking laugh
  14. Peerless DAM still make reels in France. They are not cheap.
  15. How many Tory ministers does it take to create an absolute mess? Well it’s 6 indoors, and 6 outside, or 40 in the drinks cabinet.
  16. I hope Sir Desmond Swayne catches it. A couple of week on a resperator might smarten the fanny up. Why should we take notice of the bletherings of a failed schoolteacher cum bank manager on the pandemic?
  17. Mitchell SA. French company. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ABU_Garcia
  18. https://photographylife.com/what-is-iso-in-photography
  19. Then it is a mis-print. ISO 200 is the equivalent film speed.
  20. ISO 200 methinks. ISO 2000 is a standard for IT Service Management.
  21. When are you going to post your thesis justifying executing innocent people? I was fishing last week. I am only a ten minutes walk from the Itchin.
  22. I don't drink and I don't give a hoot for your habits.
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