A thread for any comment, joke, tale, weather report or just to say hello or good morning. It's a popular one on another forum so not my idea. If it encourages posts then that encourages the reading of posts and responses to posts. You know the old tag line for Tesco.!!! I'll start;
Good morning all. The natural order of things has been restored. It's wet, dull. 16c and nearly August . I'm almost relieved. I have parental duties today and am pondering the upcoming Ashes series. Can we bluff them into believing we are a force in test cricket having thrashed them convincingly in the World Cup. I doubt it but a great anecdote on bluffing , on which our empire was built , tells of a Royal Navy captain who was sent with a small ship to the Far East to force a defiant ruler to obey some orders from the British.
" What do I do If he refuses to obey" the captain asked before departing. "We don't have any more ships available, so you'll just have to turn around and come home again" was the reply.
The captain sailed and transmitted the demands to the recalcitrant ruler. "What will happen if I refuse to obey" the ruler asked." In that case" replied the captain menacingly, " I will have no alternative but to carry out the second half of my instructions"