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lion"thank god im upwind of that"

one of those pussies is going to get a big surprise.

correct 100%

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7783704.stm fun quiz over the hallelujah versions .i managed 8 out of 8 although one was a complete guess. the version i prefer is kd langs version which is spinetingling.

you can just imagine what people were put through in being burned at the stake.

Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez. It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after. ive dried up on the old puns side but they were good chris.

im off sick at work at the moment ,long term,so i dont mind it.

elton one thing i can tell everyone is that deliveries are going to be later next year , whether this is what the customer wants is a different matter.we had 3 start time changes,last year, all later and in their arrogance(royal mail)did not bother to inform none of the business or customers once.

many happy returns ken l

good luck charm. elvis presley uk i cant stop loving you. ray charles usa si senor (i theenk) rob eg aus some classic hits there ,i think) june 3rd 1962.

so do i. so do i.

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Bloated, gassy feeling in your stomach with acidic belching. Been for a **** four times already, and you're not even tipsy yet. Weird metallic taste in your mouth, even though you watched the barmaid pour it on draught. Hungover the next day, even though you were still perfectly coherent and co-ordinated when you went to bed. Carlsberg do do lager...

peking that away.follow yellow river.

as with the rest of the posts i am sorry to hear such bad news.

if it encouraged my boy to get enthusiastic over fishing im in.its a novelty toy take it at face value.if we are lucky to catch a fish then it will be treated with the respect it needs.

bad luck strikes the opening of Mumbai's first Mcdonalds

good one .

steven king has sold out and the franchise for IT 2 has been sold to Mcdonalds.

cobwebs ,ive seen a few funnel web spiders.

One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth floor which had a woman already in it. The man looks at the woman and says, "You have the most beautiful hair!" The woman, angrily gets out on the next floor and takes the stairs. The next day the same man comes on the elevator on the fourth floor and sees the woman again. "Your hair! It looks so smooth and silky!" Furious, the woman gets off the next floor and decides again to take the stairs. The day after that, the same man and woman end up on the elevator again. "I just really have to say that your hair smells amazing! " The woman looks at the man and at a lost for words, storms out of the elevator. That day at the office she is appraoched by her boss who sees that she is distressed. "What's the matter?" he asks. "This whole week, you have come to work late and very upset." "Well every day a man, the same man, tells me on the elevator that my hair smells really good," the woman replies. "What's wrong with that?" her boss inquires. Which she yells, "He is a midget!"

it was with some trepidation that i watched this yesterday and when australia took an early lead i thought the floodgates were to open ,but boy did the kiwis get stuck in it was by far the best game of rugby league i have seen.both teams have to be congratulated for this and a shame that there had to be a loser. i know that australia where out and out favourites deservedly so but if anyone had seen the haka from the kiwis would have realised how much the kiwis were up for it.

wales in the first half matched the kiwis all the way through the first half ,trouble was they forgot the 2nd half!good to see them stare out the kiwis after the haka i like statements of intent.

bring back Andy Robinson ........ i realise that the southern hemisphere are technically years ahead and play an intelligant game but englands performance yesterday was awful.it wont be long before the press get the knives out.god knows what the score would of been if scotland hadnt softened the boks last week. to think that 5 yrs ago i was nursing the mother of all hang overs when england won the rugby world cup.decisions do england play tight up front hide the ball or try and play an expansive game and open up teams ,i think johnson will go for the former.trouble is it will need a team like scotland or italy to humiliate england before the senior management change the whole infrastructure.

...to should be illegal to have a fish finger sandwich without tomato ketchup. More details...it should be illegal to have a fish finger sandwich without tomato ketchup. Other tomato... if i had known that one was in there i would have championed the cause.