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  1. ken you just beat me to it. i have never encountered the mitten crab or signal crayfish but has anybody tried them for bait in sea water? it seems that once these species get a hold they are dominant so if the experts are correct and that they are for collision should be interesting. its also interesting that they are thinking of using insects rto control the japenese knotweed ,surely there is a danger that they nmight take a liking to native fauna.
  2. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/7669625.stm a corpse and a rat the owner will never be allowed to serve food for the public again.
  3. i have it as my screensaver and just cant stop looking at it.
  4. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10...background.html
  5. cheers ken emailed link to my wife she loves a bargain.looking through she should be happy.
  6. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7662182.stm "troopergate report" could further tarnish the republican campaign.
  7. While sewing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President . The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know she didn't get up there by herself; she doesn't belong up there; she doesn't know what to do while she is up there; and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with."
  8. well since it had stopped smoking it was obviously bored with its surroundings. my sister has a beagle and i have never known such a sneaky theaf (the dog not my sister!)i wonder if they call it steve mcqueen.
  9. sorted i was right about henson though.funny how these stories reappear as theis was on aol news.
  10. http://www.englishrussia.com/?p=251 i think it looks like something jim hensons creature shop made.certainly looks strange.
  11. shakira the cheetah should be the star with her 5 cubs.she had a close call last night with a male lion,i predict alot of tears this week if any of the cubs go.
  12. hembo

    Resimay

    that has just cracked me up wife must wonder what im doing.(nowt transexual i can assure you)
  13. saw some of it yesterday.they evenhad the first live kill ever recorded on cctv.it caters for all ages as cbeebies are covering it as well,so my little boy hopefully will enjoy it(as he is obsessed with thomas the tank engine)
  14. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/200...15875-20767205/ neil warnocks rant is quite funny and the orient manager is even better.plus it has good old kev keegans verbal tirade over ferguson. i love it.
  15. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/200...15875-20770121/ very anglo saxon not for children
  16. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7649876.stm he knew what he was doing so should be punished.pure evil.
  17. Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female president. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers". At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of crap it can no longer fly.
  18. hembo

    Christmas

    go for it now.everywhere else is geared up for christmas.
  19. A good Irish man, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters club. One evening they were hitting the Guinness and having a contest as to who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife". That won him the top prize for the toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night". She said, "Aye, what was your toast ?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife". "Oh me that is very nice indeed John", Mary said. The next day Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you Mary". She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised meself ! You know, he's only been there twice ! Once he fell asleep and the other time, I had to pull him by the ears to make him come !"
  20. over due but at least they got there.
  21. let him go as long as he has to swim it.
  22. http://www.usnews.com/blogs/robert-schlesi...eriously-either this is the actual interview that the sketch was based on. saturday night live is very funny when they hit the nail on the head.
  23. http://www.annwiddecombemp.com/junior/index.htm click on here if you want to see her pussy.
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