fatallove

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My children are naughty - can I smack them - No I lost my parental control on chastisement. My children want a bar of chocolate at playtime - can I give them one - No I lost my parental control on feeding them. My children want to play with water pistols on a hot day - can I let them - No I lost my parental control on what toys to let them play with. My children attend school smart but it's getting expensive - can I buy cheaper clothes - No I lost my parental control must buy through the school. I don't want my children 'f'ing all over the place - Can I stop them - No I lost my parental control swearing is accepted in school. I want my children to respect me - will they - No because someone else has taken away all my parental control. I want my children to learn about our culture - can they - No I lost my parental control school is too busy 'practising' other cultures and hasn't time to teach our own. So who has all my parental control - Oh yes those guys in suits 300 miles away. So I have unruly children, who have forgotten all the manners I taught them, all the respect I have given them, and all the love and fun of being a child. Whose fault is that - Oh yes thats when I suddenly regain my parental control and its my fault :mad:

I don't actually remember how many okumas we have in the house with all five of us fishing but personally I have three from the range and have never had any problems. Provided you maintain your cheaper reels by keeping them clean and greasing them etc and treating them as if they were top of the range models they can last just as long as your shimanos etc.

Remaining shut until test results come in from CEFAS. According to the secretary's latest report it looks as though it's spread into the Bridgewater canal system now

The TPS system is a godsend. My parents who are pensioners were hounded with calls sometimes as many as 12 a day along with the computer aided calls where there is nobody on the other end. Whilst picking up the details of TPS from the website and registering them on their behalf. They now have complete silence. No nuisance calls, no silent calls. It has been a godsend and I would recommend the service to anyone being harassed by telemarketing companies.

Congratulations...27 years .... WOW..... You would have been out on parole for murder by now Wishing you many healthy and happy years to come

Good Luck Graham hope it all comes together for you

Forecast is 80 degrees in the NW for Monday. Don't blink or you'll miss summer :cool:

Graham, just heard back from the secretary. The closures are still in force and will be until they have some positive feedback from CEFAS. He doesn't however envisage any of the river stretches to be closed. Might have a drive over to the Dee this afternoon to pass the time.

I know darlin' we waited a year to do the three days at Sandiway only to get kicked off after piling in the bait. It's my birthday tomorrow and I was really looking forward to going Rixton. Now I'm completely stumped as to where to go. I don't want to resort to commercials. I've emailed the secretary but doubt I will hear from him in time to sort tomorrow out.

Graham, Warrington committee were to have an emergency meeting last night. As yet I haven't heard anything.

Had a lot of family commitments this past year so venturing down to the Severn hasn't been possible but it is on the agenda for this season if things settle down. The Trent is also on my hit list

fished the Dane without success it was way too low. Had a few roach and Dace out the Mersey. Went to see a couple more stretches without success as I don't own a scythe I'm really gutted because we could have spent the saturday night on the Ribble :mad:

In answer to your original post I've had a lot of tench around the 3-4lb mark and some lovely cru's upto 2lb 1oz. All my tench bar one have been male so there should be a fare few bigger females in there. Haven't personally seen any of the carp in there but haven't nightfished it yet. It gets extremely busy and pegs can be limited. We turned up for 6am a couple of times and only found three vacant pegs. You have to bare in mind it is a clay pit so be prepared to take most of the clay home with you if its a wet day