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errrrm yeah must be newt a pout of a couple of oz will swim away like a bullet from a 10ft drop a 3lb bass will slap like a b**ch and float! dont you have such a thing called inertia or water surface tension in the big ole u.s of A? nah probly not and if you did it would probly be better inertia than we have lol eeeerm probly bigger or faster surface tension or sumthing just pulling ya chain newty boy

oh heeer we go! whys that then ferret please tell us again!

duz a universe have to actualy be parallel to us to exist? we can only see wot we can see, is it not possible that we ar but 1 if an ifinate number of unverses! this one worked maybe the one next to us duz too! maybe they all do? we could just be talking about distance great quote by einstein on his death bed WE AR BUT A SUCCESFUL VIRUS CLINGING TO A BALL OF DIRT IN THE ENDLESS NOTHING! im no nihalist (sorry spelling is crap im dyslexic dont ya know lol) but feel i should exercise every other angle before i turn my head up to the clouds! i beleve in science but i am open to the other posibilitys of religion as i like to edge my bets! Buddhism is the only one that sounds ok to me as it welcomes science and nature! and they dont want to bomb another religion off the planet for having diffrent ideas! as cristianity, islam, judaism, have all done! and have given hate in the name of love and if ther is such a thing as spirituality then thats wer it would be!

errm not realy unless ther is a pick of them selves as the advatar! ive a sort of shark thingy but never cought a shark (well dog fish) and i dont think im angry as the pic might suggest! met some nasty peices of work that look all happy and harmless! dont judge it by a cover mate

but alas very wrong! he worked out the animals evolved to create a vast amount of variations! you have all seen the diagram that looks like a tree with the various versions of say rodent etc! he had us walking a single path ground based monkey,slightly taler monkey and eventualy homo erectus and then human! hence the rubbish of a missing link! that was with us right into the 80,s we know obviously know ther is no such thing as we had varietys much the same way of the rodent tree! that was his only down fall but have a feeling he new that and didnt want to go to far with the narrow minded victorians! but to this day he is still one of my heros! even named my dingie (when i was a kid) The BEAGLE FINCH arfter the ship he got to the galapogos on. And noticed the finch to change thinking forever! sorry always wanted to be an explorer lol

i have to say i thought it all was still zooming out into space? and the universe is expanding!as for the billions of billions etc and the odds on this alchemy! what if its happend billions and billions etc times before! flip a coin enough times and it will land on its edge! ive only vage knowledge of this so if im wrong go easy

i just go with the if it looks alright and more importantly smells alright then it probly is alright! how long has she had em off the bloke? if its a new thing then probly wouldnt bother! but if he has been sorting her out for years wots the problem?

SECONDS OUT! ROUND 1 DING! DING! DING! TENCHY! may i call you tenchy or maybe the tenchmeister its all just fun and games mate! think verbal fencing and a few ripples make life intresting! and garanteed ill try to get involved as soon as the furniture starts flying lol! just bideing my time untill ive worked out the winning side lol! wana take a blind bet (as we dont know the argument yet) ive got..... jeeps in the red corner----5-1 boot in the blue corner----odds await this thread getting shut down----3-5 all bets paid on the first to leave the thread/using the filter to block the oponent! or start quoting pms! or indeed the thread being locked or shut down! ah thank you! thes odds may change so you can hold the odds or roll with it as you see fit! just nod me if you want to hold! game on

I beleive mars was once an inhabital planet much like earth! things ar going t*ts up so they get the top boy/ pilot and make a huge space ship called ARK! that contains all the dna of every species on the planet or atleast the ability to make it! armed with a massive war head it zaps the earth BOOOM! to wipe out the big angry lizards! hangs about for the dust to clear! and BINGO! load of b***ocks but nice idea tho lol bit like some trekkys idea of god !

wot is behind chucks beard? another fist! luv it, tempted by the t shirt with GUNS DONT KILL PEAPLE CHUCK NORIS KILLS PEAPLE!

lots of scooby doo gags and first victim of the 24h licencing laws ! (when the guys on his back and they ar trying to lift him and he,s going leave me, leave me, get off, get away! in a gruff almost glaswegian voice lol! yeah you would of loved it lol gave me a proper chuckle

JEEPS! did you see harry hills (tv burps) take on britains most hounted? it was absolute mint lol!

if i use my petzl i wake in the red lens! (i wonder if this makes any diffrence to the fish) hopfully! and i just feels i dont know a little more how shall i say? special forces lol tho dont use it on brighton beach for obvious reason

i just used powder from the chemist

nice one! my first fish was a roach about the same size! and yup thats all i had all day! keep at it and you might just reach the heady heights of a skimmer bream! then the world is your oyster mate

If its a half decent fish ill yous a drop net (well off a peir or harbour any way) think the tiddlers dont suffer as much when they hit the water! trebuchet is a goody tho! used to put crabs on a deck chair and the smack the canvas has hard as u can! u would be amazed at the distance acheived

orrrrrrrrr currys ones LUVLY

yeah call the old bill and have the poor bugger nicked!

ok peaple we know its going to happen and its the only garantee in this turbulent existence! we have seen it come, and we have seen it go! my question is HOW DO YOU WANT TO GO ! make it dark! or make it funny! make it unusual and idividual as we all ar! FREE REIGN!

sorry this thread went to rat sh*t just becouse i put in a few smilleys! anyway lets give it some dignity! and a slight switch of corse! When the time comes (and that it will i garantee) how would YOU wana go? nah ill do a thread! just for some light relief you understand

for many years it was unwriten rule! think it still gose on! with the doctor making the first sugestion and the family giving the nod! maybe thats the way to go? it seems to of worked so far! may just be an ants nest that dosnt need turning over!

well i bet your not phil! and anything that actualy challenges you gose out of the window (your the one being the kid! i just disagreed with you) so sorry! bias? exp? anyway to the adults! i agree with jim roper totaly! higher doses of morh have been given every day by docs in nursing homes for years! and arfter the shipman case i fear that they will be more reluctant to administer the cooe de grace as they wer in the past! its a shame as it was/is common practice! and rightous in most cases! i for one dont want to be in a state of massive pain without the ability to ask for help! didnt they have a trial in oz? ar the swiss practising?

me 2 cheers mate! ill have to get my self on a divers forum ;-]

so the decision on ending a life be it your own or a loved ones relys on a panel!? lololololol and to take the idea of an american court of law is a joke! no offence and the judge lol the JUDGE has the last word! side splitting but not really wot i was looking for!