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Spragg

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  1. Whats tha need a pass for lad. Teck a tip frey a Yorkshire man. Get tha lass a cross stitch and a bottle a concorde and get the sen oot fishing. If she starts bleating point her int direction oft ironing pile and tell here tive mek sure theres nay creases in tha Y fronts. Hope tha brings some luk tive lads as they look asive the need it.
  2. Thas all forggeten aboot me, ah rekon ahs everybodys fave. I like mesen too. Newt them theyre pants should be illegall, tha should be doing a 10 to life stretch int state penatentiary at alcatraz. Thought tha ad started cross dressing when ah fost sor tha.
  3. http://www.cefas.co.uk/fishinfo/whg%20age%201.htm More whitngs int sea than ever before. Tis one species alongt wit haddocks that are doing fine.
  4. Big cod, Maistone mike, Dan and mr Rosehilly tha should all bugger of back tive thar hobbiest answers topic. This ist answer place fort real fishermens. Wurzel and binny will be home shortly aftert ard days graft some thing thar lot is not too familair with judging be amount a time thars all spend ing in eer. Whent real fishermen arrive ah is very interested in their response tiv question posed bi socrates.
  5. Tha was one on fost tive comment on mi attempt to oust pinochet and castro. Tha was yan a fost tive vote against me coup de tah too. Ahve tekkin tha number. More concerning for tha sen is that thar has tekkon on a strange twang, as tha had a bump ont haid awd lad or istha some kind a crack addict ?
  6. Spragg

    cod gob

    Ah tek it tha m8 is joining and tha is aving a right time trying tive get him to work oot ow tive get ontive forum. Ah rekon cod gob will be undert modernators control. Thayll have im locked up in guantamo section beating him tive mek sure he says nowt he shouldnt ont forum. Tha might see is post arrive later. Cod gob ah like tha name a tad of originality lard top notch int true yorkshire stylie. Ahs off tive watch question time ahlll si thi later awd fruit.
  7. Thas all mocking mi. The spragg as tekking all tha names andt numbers for when he rules this place and tha's all in trouble. Sanctuary will be fost oot on is arse and nay amount a nice movies int asian stylie wit me name in em int sublititles will save tha sen from a good kick reet up reer end. Westie tha as been rather rude tive spragg ont more tha yan occasion lad - I hope tha knows a good solicitor as tha is gonna need yan. Mjb tha sees far too much lad thar might mek me a good modernator yet.
  8. "This may include such measures as introducing “bag limits” for recreational and hobby fishermen to ensure that the impacts of such activities do not adversely affect stocks in the absence of effort control or quota management arrangements applicable in these areas." Tha governement is calling you's hobbiests too now. Just when you all thought they were listening to you theyre gonna slap bag limits on tha all. 2 fish a day for big cod and his mates now.
  9. Lakes like ive failed in this attempt to rule the roost. Theres a mighty queer bunch ont anglers net, nay crack and double standards - is tha'll French ?. Winge likes mad went modernators stop topics and then go berserking went someyan meks a challenge to leadership. 4 Stinking votes and 3 on em are mine. Ian Burrett "aving a larf" is thar yan a them theyre posh essex types that infest this roost ? Probably a mate of than conservationist Leon Roskilly. Today Anglers net tomorrow the world.
  10. Discards - no Big cod doubt it. Tha can bet the tree hugging looney toons at Greenpeace are behind this piece of devilment. Is tha a member greenpiece big cod tha cod edded whitbyite.
  11. Ah just bin listening tive scarborough radio and they rekon that asda has stopped selling cod fromt north sea. Is this right does tha know.
  12. "I dont like your tone sprag but I do like the gist of what you are endevoring to say, A good angler will be a mixture of photographer, rambler, bird watcher, seal, dolphin, harbour porpoise spotter, fish spotter, and fish catcher. This post wasnt just ment to be political, but I did post it wondering what anglers on hear expected from our sport, and what they would expect in return for a protentual sea angling rod lisence." Samual Cox tha ist only person ont forum who can agree wit someone and put their back up int same breath. Ah has bin watching tha posts of late. Tha has a valid point or 2, not bad for an hobbiest but tha has alienated tha sen from enough folk of late, tha shouldnt want tive fall oot with anyone else. Its lonely been hated on this forum samual. Tek that fre someone who knows. Nayboddy likes the Spragg. Ah see tha mentions Birds. If tha likes spotting birds whilst oot wit rod - Tha is an ornithologist, Bill Oddey, or a sexual deviant. Either way tha needs the elp on a trained psychiatrist.
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    B b

    Billet - A coalfish in the north east of England
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    S s

    Spragg - A very large cod
  15. I rekon fidel castro is warming tive me. Ive got tha number corpral pike .
  16. The Spragg has been thinking. These is his thoughts aboot angling. Tha likes taking pictures ont see andt beahes whilst oot with tha rod - Tha is a photographer Tha prefers walking alongt beach ont way to fishing - Tha is a rambler Tha likes sat thinking aboot life whilst rod is int water - Tha is a philosopher Tha likes tive watch stars whilst oot wit rod on a night - Tha is an astronomer Tha likes piece and quiet - Tha is a buddist Monk Tha likes break away fromt wife andt bonney bairns - Tha lass gets on tha nerves tha should try relate Tha likes trekking in remote places and catchingt fish with a rod med oot of an stick - Tha is Ray Mears Tha likes fishing wit boats and nets - tha is a real fisherman Tha likes catching fish - Tha is a Hobbiest Tha can be a mixture of all these things at anyone one time.
  17. Does tha mean a pennel ?
  18. Tha's all a bunch a miserable sinners. Tonly ones aving a laugh art bloody modernators ah was gonna overthrow. Probably best tive mek an alliance wit modernators and throw all this miserable bunch out - whats tha reckon Elton and newt ?. Maidsstone mikes top on list. There just int any crack int anglers net. What a bunch a crancky hobbiests. All tha deserves ist rocklings and whitings. Looks like am int wit newt now boys, he waint afto to go back prawning wit forrest and bubber after all.
  19. Ah reckons its aboot time we ad a change a leader. Ahm putting mesen forward fort new modernator job. Mi policy is tive ban all't whinger hobbiests and filt spot with real fishermen who use nets not rods. Whats tha reckon ? Cast tha vote at top and get rid a current dictators.
  20. Morereasons to shop at Morrisons
  21. Ah thats cos ahs fre proper part a yorkshire. Is tha a real noss? Ah just love a woman in a uniform
  22. Just other day ah read The doctoor ont see fishing forum for hobbiests say that we daint live in a fascist dictatorship. Last night ah made joke of askingt doc if e were a doctor of philosophy as he rumbles on like yan a them their greek philosophers/brazilian footballer types bi name of socrateeze. wel int blink on an eye, faster than you caould say fidel castrato or fascist dictatorship in jumps modernators and lifts me post right oft site. Ah there just aint no crack int Anglers net forum tha knows. Ah was only aving a tin bath lads int true yorkshire stylie of course. There all sorts a cussing cossing goes ont forum and thar persecuted mi for aving a pull of docotors leg. Its woss than went cops used tive arrest us ont Edghill estate for pinching car wheels oft parked cars. Is Anglers net like Castrato's Cuba ?
  23. Ah reckon thats what oor lass had removed from her intestine last year.
  24. ah reckons mr normandale and mr Locker will slap his bare arse. Poor awd winter.
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