Crap Sticks

[Dick Dastardly]

I was all set to answr sensibly about my experience of catching both catfish and bream on crabsticks................ untill I saw the "Bristol Stool Chart"! Far more interesting and amusing (well to my sad schoolboy sense of humour any way!) than poxy fishing bait!

 

Must copy and print and laminate some copies up for reference n the field.

[Dick Dastardly]

Mind you with all my years of soiled pants and being caught short I do have to take issue with the Bristol Chart.

 

Surely Type 7 (Watery,no solid pieces.Entirely liquid) should be uprated to Type 8 as in my opinion they have missed out the ultra soft and smooth but runny " Mr Whippy" icecream texture type which sould come after Type 6 but before the present Type 7?

 

Anyone got an Email address for the BMA? or should I just submit an article to the Lancet Magazine?

 

I can imagine my obituarey now " wrote a few half decent angling articles but best known for the sh!te stuff he wrote"!

[SPSwallow]

Mind you with all my years of soiled pants and being caught short I do have to take issue with the Bristol Chart.

 

Surely Type 7 (Watery,no solid pieces.Entirely liquid) should be uprated to Type 8 as in my opinion they have missed out the ultra soft and smooth but runny " Mr Whippy" icecream texture type which sould come after Type 6 but before the present Type 7?

 

Anyone got an Email address for the BMA? or should I just submit an article to the Lancet Magazine?

 

I can imagine my obituarey now " wrote a few half decent angling articles but best known for the sh!te stuff he wrote"!

 

Hehe. They missed my type too. And they missed the shrapnel type that pebble dashes the bowl because of a trapped fart.

[Anderoo]

Mind you with all my years of soiled pants and being caught short I do have to take issue with the Bristol Chart.

 

Surely Type 7 (Watery,no solid pieces.Entirely liquid) should be uprated to Type 8 as in my opinion they have missed out the ultra soft and smooth but runny " Mr Whippy" icecream texture type which sould come after Type 6 but before the present Type 7?

 

Anyone got an Email address for the BMA? or should I just submit an article to the Lancet Magazine?

 

I can imagine my obituarey now " wrote a few half decent angling articles but best known for the sh!te stuff he wrote"!

 

If I ever look in your bivvy and see a packet of Flakes, I'll be worried.

[wellyphant]

Isn't that part of a KFC menu??

[Andy Macfarlane]

LOL....Ive saved that picture so I can use it when someone is talking 'poop' and grade that 'poop' as appropriate.

 

.....Regards.....Andy (still giggling).......

[poledark]

Could bring a whole new descriptive phrase in to the AN language, i.e. you are talking a load of No7....or that's a bit No1 to understand...............

 

Den

[Andy Macfarlane]

Exactly....what do you think? I think it's a great idea.

 

Regards.....Andy