The Yorkshire Motto

[bluezulu]

MickJ:

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Posted by bluezulu

 

theres a couple of black country comedians who do the rounds locally called enoch and elie (don`t know how to spell elie,ely,eli what ever)they are brilliant dressed 1930`s clothes flat cap long mac etc, brilliant but i can`t understand half of it! go and see them if you get a chance they are magic! got my black country tin hat on ready for the death threats

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No chance for me then I can only just understand a few words the Carrott says.

mick sorry mate carrott is one of us not a yam,yam

if you have trouble understanding him you`ve got no chance with the black country boys

[Tyke]

Heres a few more Yorkshire dialect.

 

Ill effing t w a t thee one = ill punch you!

 

ee thats chuffing grand = i say top notch.

 

’e nivver said nowt neeaways ti neean on ’em. = He never said anything at all to anybody.

 

[ 22. June 2004, 12:38 PM: Message edited by: Tyke ]

[Tyke]

Yorkshire Pudding

 

Eh waiter, excuse me a minute

I'm not findin' fault, but dear me

'taties is lovely and beef is alreit

But what sort of pudding can this be?

 

It's what? Yorkshire Puddin'? Now cum cum cum cum

It's Yorkshire Puddin' yer say?

I'll grant yer it's some sort o' puddin', owd lad

But not THE Yorkshire Puddin', nay, nay.

 

Now reit Yorkshire Puddin's a poem in batter,

T'mek it's an art, not a trade

So just listen t' me and I'll tell t' thee

How t' first Yorkshire puddin' were made

 

 

A young angel wi day off from 'eaven,

Were flyin' abaht Ilkla Moor,

When t' angel, poor thing, got cramp in a wing

An' cum down at an owd women's door

 

. T' owd woman said "Eee - it's an angel.

By 'eck, I'm fair capped to see thee.

I've noan seen yan afore - but tha's welcome,

Come on in, an' I'll mash thi some tea."

 

T' angel said, "By gum, thank you kindly."

Though she only supped one mug o' tea,

She et two drippin' slices and one Sally Lunn.

Angel's eat very lightly yer see.

 

Then t'owd woman looked at clock sayin'

"Ey up, t'owd feller's back soon from t'mill.

You gerron wi' yer tea, but please excuse me,

As I'll atter mek puddin' fer Bill."

 

Then t' angel jumped up and said gie us it 'ere,

Flour, water, eggs, salt an' all,

An' I'll show thee 'ow we meks puddins,

Up in 'eaven for Saints Peter and Paul.

 

So t' angel took bowl and stuck a wing in,

Stirring it round, whispering "Hush"

An' she tenderly ticked at t'mixture,

Like an artist ed paint wi a brush.

 

Then t'owd woman asked " 'ere wor is it then,

T'secret o' puddins made up above?"

"It's nowt i' flour or watta, said t'angel,

"Just mek sure that tha meks it wi' luv."

 

 

When it were done , she popped it i' t'oven,

"Gie it nobbut ten minutes", she said.

Then off t'angel flew, leavin' first Yorkshire Puddin',

That ivver were properly med.

 

An' that why it melts in yer gob just like snow.

An' as light as a maiden's first kiss,

An' as soft as the fluff on t'breast of a puff,

Not ELEPHANT'S LEATHER like this.

[bluezulu]

blimey tyke ,that was hard work having to type it out and understand it at the same time.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well done mate

[Tyke]

Ill not tell thee a fib bluezulu, i nivver typed it aht

Ah just copied and pasted it.

Aint modern technology grand.

[bluezulu]

ah up! nice one tyke

[corydoras]

I'd better get me tin hat on for this troll.

 

Geordie - A Jock with all the intelligence removed.

 

Yorkshireman - A geordie with all the generosity extracted.

[corydoras]

Sorry, one of those funny double posts.

 

[ 22. June 2004, 03:10 PM: Message edited by: corydoras ]

[Tyke]

Is thy saying im tight fisted corydoras?

Ah know weer tha lives!

[Poledancer]

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