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John Ellison

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Julie Andrews pops into a restuarant and the owner is overjoyed that he has such a celebrity is in his place.

Oh Julie Andrews, what an honour. Please he said, anything at all on the menu, is on the house. What's the catch say's Julie.

Well, all I ask is that before you leave is to sign the guest book with a comment about your meal. It's a deal.

Julie says I'll start off with the cauliflower cheese. She ate the cauliflower cheese and claimed it was superb, in fact the best she'd ever tasted.

She follwed with apple pie. She took one mouthfull and spat it out. You call that apple pie, it was disgusting, I'm out of here.

Oh I'm sorry Julie but remember our deal. She signed the guest book and commented..........................................

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Supercauliflowercheeseapplepieatrocious.

 

Well, it's one of the few jokes I know that you can tell to the kids.

I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness I can show to any fellow - creature, let me do it now, let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.

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chesters1

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:D:D

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Love it. Gonna steal it and inflict it on lots of folks. ROF

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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