Redneck vasectomy

[ayjay]

After the birth of their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that enough was enough as they couldn`t really afford a larger bed.

 

So the husband, (lets call him Bubba,) went to his usual veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

 

The vet told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the vet "is to go home, get a firecracker light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

 

Bubba said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

 

"Trust me," said the vet.

 

So Bubba went home, lit a firecracker and put it in a beer can. He held he can up to his ear and began to count...

 

"1"

 

"2"

 

"3"

 

"4"

 

"5"

 

 

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand !!

 

 

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, Kansas, Alabama, Missouri, and West Virginia !

[kendo]

[Emz]

PMSL

[Newt]

Iffn I recollect right, that wuz the way my cousin Billy Ray Jay got hiz dun. Werked gud too, it did.

 

Ya kin see Billy Ray Jay on the fur left about a munth after the vasectomy.

 

[Ian FG]

Great pic Newt, very funny, made me laugh anyway, where do you find them all?