Storytime

[Guest sslatter]

..phone up the transvestite's "lady-boy" sister, to ask her to fly over from Thailand..

 

..because they still needed someone to "throw" ping-pong balls at..

[awaaar]

and told the freak to bring some opal fruits, or it was dead!....

[bluezulu]

the lady-boy known as gwaham x

arrived at east midlands airport on a cold wet october morning. she/he jumped into a taxi and made her way to goldie and daves flat. when she arrived goldie and dave rushed out to meet her and......................

[awaaar]

said "where the .... are my opal fruits - bi*ch?"

[bluezulu]

gwaham looked very sad at the welcome he/she received from our heroes so she...............

[awaaar]

stole his fishing rod, and went to find some worms......while digging, it heard something creeping up from behind.....

 

[ 19. July 2004, 12:09 PM: Message edited by: awaaar ]

[bluezulu]

too late gwaham was pinned to floor by a 18 stone drunk who proceeded to.............

 

[ 19. July 2004, 12:20 PM: Message edited by: bluezulu ]

[madmax]

roder an out..

[Guest sslatter]

"Unhand me, Sirrah!" exclaimed Gwaham, as he recognised in horror the ghastly apparition in front of him..

 

It was that blue zoo-loo bloke, as gay as a fenestrated wall, all dolled-up like Robbie Savage going to an AC/DC gig..

 

[Oh my God] thought Gwaham, as he..

[madmax]

unzipped his pants bent over and said, "go on big fella bluezulu, go on"

but blue had a better thought, he...