Pit Babes

[Huge_Vitae]

did i mention how tightly they cut into my fat

 

old joke.

 

chap sitting on beach ,saw another chap keep getting birds coming over and him leaving with them.

every day was the same .

in the end he went over to the chap and said.

"here mate,we look similar ,similar build same spedo's whats your trick?"

 

chap whispers

"take a tip put a potato down your spedo's and see them come"

 

next day he did so.......nothing

next day the same

he went back over and said

"look mate were almost twins ,i did the potato trick but nothing works"

other bloke whispers

"try putting it down the front tomorrow!!!

 

<<shudder>>

 

Ummmmmm, which load to use, I am sure my toe will go around that trigger.

[chesters1]

a bit of string will avoid nasty big toe bruising (chesters1 number 234 hint of the year) or just walk around guildford cathedral and have it done for you

Edited December 1, 2008 by chesters1