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What you might say if you've had a few

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awaaar

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A man gets up one morning to find his wife

already in the kitchen cooking.

He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees

one of his socks in the frying pan.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night

when you came to bed very drunk," she replied

Completely puzzled, the man walks away

thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking

her to cook my sock..."

"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy."

 

- WC Fields

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Snatcher

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:):):)

 

 

Fishing digs on the Mull of Galloway - recommend

HERE

 

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Me when I had hair

 

 

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

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John Ellison Member

John Ellison

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like it, like it. I'll be milking that one on sunday. Thanks!

I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness I can show to any fellow - creature, let me do it now, let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.

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John Ellison:

like it, like it. I'll be milking that one on sunday. Thanks!

Milking a blokes 'sock', takes all sort eh? :):):)
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