Got Any Good Jokes????

[severus]

Q. How is a roll of toilet paper like Star Trek?

 

A. They both probe for Klingons around Uranus.

[severus]

Q. Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

 

A. There's no zipper to warn the sheep.

[Newt]

severus.

[MickJ]

Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing at the top of a slide. The magician than said, ''You may each go down the slide, asking for a drink. When you reach the bottom of the slide you shall land a a huge glass of that drink.

The first man went down yelling, ''Beerrr!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of beer.

 

The second guy went down the slide yelling,''lemonadeee!!!'' Plop! He landed in a glass of lemonade.

 

The third guy went down the slide yelling ''wheeeeeeeee!!!'''

[MickJ]

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

 

1. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

[MickJ]

Why don't witches wear panties?

 

Better grip on the broom.

[severus]

Good one, Mick. That reminds me -

 

Q. Why don't Polish cheerleaders do the splits?

 

A. Because they'll stick to the floor if they do.

[chris parker]

At night how do you tell the difference between a Frog and a Horny Toad

 

The Frog says " Ribbett.....Ribbett"

 

 

The Horny Toad says " Rubbitt......Rubbitt"

 

[MickJ]

There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX." He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of praise.

 

The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One of them made a hole in one. He yelled, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX !"

 

They looked at him and said, "what do you mean wrong hole?"

 

[ 16. June 2004, 10:12 AM: Message edited by: MickJ ]

[SharSam]

 

http://www.go-fishing.org/upload/files/ZooBloke.doc so can't be seen as a picture. But I like the joke. - Newt

 

[ 17. June 2004, 08:57 PM: Message edited by: Newt ]