I think someone forgot to feed the cats this morning

[corydoras]

Youtube Video ->

[Renrag39]

Thats tame, you should see my four fuzzy alarm clocks at zero dark thirty every morning!

 

One of them ('cavity search cat') will actually try to ram her paw up my snout if I make the fatal error of remaining asleep for too long after they have 'AWOKEN'. Another one of the little buggers has perfected the 'open the door' trick, otherwise known as 'stealth breaching cat' followed by a highly co-ordinated SAS type military incursion technique. This involves jumping around bedroom, purring and yowling loudly followed by gratuitous ABH. Duvets are of limited protection when confronted by 'the tunnel cat'. The fourth and final cat is too old to actually ascend the stairs due to old age. However, I believe she orchestrates the morning maneuvres and actually keeps score in a similar way to Death Race 2000 but is known merely as 'wobbly cat'.

 

Mornings can be brutal.

 

Renrag

[DavyR]

This sort of thing?

Youtube Video ->

 

 

 

As for lion tamers, they deserve all they get.

[Bigfishy]

Go Pussy Go

[Steve Walker]

Get into a cage with a huge and superbly efficient predator and poke it in the face with a stick. Daft git, deserved a mauling.

 

I can't see from the video, does that stick have an 'orse's 'ead 'andle by any chance?

[Steve Walker]

Mornings can be brutal.

 

That sort of behaviour is why we keep our bedroom door shut - they just sit outside it and meow incessantly instead until someone gets up and feeds them.

[Elton]

You should have seen what happened when somebody threw a custard pie at one of the clowns. Brutal.

[Steve Walker]

You should have seen what happened when somebody threw a custard pie at one of the clowns. Brutal.

 

 

That car should never have had an MOT!

[Peter M]

i did not think this type of thing still went on! It should be totally banned worldwide.

[Renrag39]

That sort of behaviour is why we keep our bedroom door shut - they just sit outside it and meow incessantly instead until someone gets up and feeds them.

Yeah but one of my little 'darlings' has figured out that jumping and hanging onto the handle makes the 'wooden hole in wall blocker' open. Really need to invest in a knob. Or a spud gun.

 

Renrag

Edited October 6, 2010 by Renrag39