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Many happy returns old chap, I'm sorry I missed this yesterday.

 

If it's any consolation I was 50 in January and my idea of a wild celebration was inviting my brother and sisters over for a monster curry.

 

Just about to call re this weekend, as a birthday treat I'll buy your maggots.

It's never a 'six', let's put it back

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Many happy returns old chap, I'm sorry I missed this yesterday.

 

If it's any consolation I was 50 in January and my idea of a wild celebration was inviting my brother and sisters over for a monster curry.

 

Just about to call re this weekend, as a birthday treat I'll buy your maggots.

 

Allrighty then but only if you insist ,my maggots are in the shed but available for a ver reasonable £20 a pint :lol: ,You have a PM mate Steve.

We are not putting it back it is a lump now put that curry down and go and get the scales

have I told you abouit the cruise control on my Volvo ,,,,,,,bla bla bla Barder rod has it come yet?? and don`t even start me on Chris Lythe :bleh::icecream:

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for those approaching 40 or 50 life doesn't start i'm sorry to tell you its the same as it was a minute before it got to either ,the only difference is it progressively faster getting there as you get older

Ha ha.You're spot on there!

I'll be 44 next July.Doesn't feel 5 minutes ago I got ratted on my 21st!

Depressing.

The effects of Father Time?

1) Dodgy knees;

2) Dodgy shoulder;

3) Dodgy ankle;

4) Dodgy haircut(greying).

5) Etc!

 

I swear, I laughed the other week and cricked my neck!!

Ho hum.Just off to buy some Werthers.

Stay lucky!

In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love.

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Once you pass 40, its one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. 1968.gif

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."Maurice Chevalier

Species caught in 2020: Barbel. European Eel. Bleak. Perch. Pike.

Species caught in 2019: Pike. Bream. Tench. Chub. Common Carp. European Eel. Barbel. Bleak. Dace.

Species caught in 2018: Perch. Bream. Rainbow Trout. Brown Trout. Chub. Roach. Carp. European Eel.

Species caught in 2017: Siamese carp. Striped catfish. Rohu. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Black Minnow Shark. Perch. Chub. Brown Trout. Pike. Bream. Roach. Rudd. Bleak. Common Carp.

Species caught in 2016: Siamese carp. Jullien's golden carp. Striped catfish. Mekong catfish. Amazon red tail catfish. Arapaima. Alligator gar. Rohu. Black Minnow Shark. Roach, Bream, Perch, Ballan Wrasse. Rudd. Common Carp. Pike. Zander. Chub. Bleak.

Species caught in 2015: Brown Trout. Roach. Bream. Terrapin. Eel. Barbel. Pike. Chub.

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