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zappagod

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Hi chaps last friday a lady friend of mine was fishing a local pond and a bailif was checking licences and she noticed that one chap gave my full name and address to the bailif as he said he left his licence at home but as my friend was on her own and 4 of them she did not say anything until she got home and phoned me to tell me. And i have spent the last week trying to find out who it was but no luck.I phoned the E A to report the CRIME and after 20 mins on the phone beeing passed from one department to another they did not seem to give a flying f**k so i told them to forget it what do you reckon ALL THE BEST ZAPPAGOD

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Theoretically they will be expecting you to have sent your licence in within so many days for checking. If you don't then you will have, alegedly, committed a crime by not proving that you have a licence. So, when they come knocking, that will be the time to act. Must be someone who knows you and that you have a licence and that you fish. Some friend!

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hi zappa happened to me a few years ago. they asked for me to send my licence through has (i) had given my name and address while fishing without my licence?. had a right job on trying to convince them that it wasnt me.haveing a break from fishing at the time and could not convince them it wasnt me. ar**holes

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I was checked by an EA Bailiff and didn't have my licence with me.

He promptly took a machine out of his pocket and asked for proof of my name and address.

I gave him my driving licence.

He punched a few keys and not only confirmed I had a licence, he proudly told me when and where I bought it.

"I gotta go where its warm, I gotta fly to saint somewhere "

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i havent had my licence checked since 1969 in the Kent Championships ,it was water authority blitz day :D

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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I first went fishing on the grand union canal in scrubs lane/wood lane London W10 in 1960,i have never had my licence check or ask for by anyone at anytime.I must have been fishing over 500 times what chance getting captured?

Regards

Fishing seems to be my favorite form of loafing.

 

"Even a bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work."

 

I know the joy of fishes in the river through my own joy, as I go walking along the same river.

 

What do you think if the float does not dip, try again I think.

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