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A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on

his face. "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman. "Well I'll

tell you" replies the ugly bloke. "You know I live by the railway, well on

my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in

the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my

place. Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all

night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her

on top!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky sod. Was she

pretty?"

"I dunno, I never found her head."

:D:D

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ROFLMAO.

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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