It doesn't take long

[Clifftop]

Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat, these jokes hit the internet




“I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse"..... I guess Tesco just listened!

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had £5 each way!

Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ...
I still have a bit between my teeth.

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco.
Her condition is said to be stable.

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF"

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers,
as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots....

"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....

A cow walks into a bar.
Barman says, "Why the long face?"
Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit....
Talk about flogging a dead horse!

[captain cojones]

Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat, these jokes hit the internet

 

 

 

 

“I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse"..... I guess Tesco just listened!

 

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

 

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

 

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.

So I had £5 each way!

 

Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night ...

I still have a bit between my teeth.

 

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco.

Her condition is said to be stable.

 

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn

 

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... AND THEY'RE OFF"

 

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers,

as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

 

Said to the missus, These Tesco burgers give me the trots....

 

"To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....

 

A cow walks into a bar.

Barman says, "Why the long face?"

Cow says "Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!"

 

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

 

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit....

Talk about flogging a dead horse!

 

 

 

They are all good but i bet the people working at the supermarkets are fed up hearing them.

You are up early today i thought, but of course you are on a different time..,.

Off to the airport me........Going to Britain today....Its OK though... I'm taking my own food.

Edited February 15, 2013 by captain cojones

[Now there's a right un.]

THE MANAGER OF MY LOCAL TESCO WENT HOME AFTER GETTING FED UP REPLYING TO ALL THE JOKES.

 

HE SAID HE FELT RATHER HOARSE...

 

 

 

NEW READY MEAL FROM TESCO----RED RUM IN A BUN.

 

 

IT'S IN THE DNA-D-D-D-DNA

Edited February 15, 2013 by Now there's a right un.

[rob.imk2]

findus have a new line in ready meals they,ve called it Mane Course

[Andrew]

Line manager at Tecso.

 

[garylee]

They are all good but i bet the people working at the supermarkets are fed up hearing them.

You are up early today i thought, but of course you are on a different time..,.

Off to the airport me........Going to Britain today....Its OK though... I'm taking my own food.

You wouldn't want to find your horse has beef or pork in it

[Andrew]

 

Off to the airport me........Going to Britain today....I

 

 

Wow we should feel very honored by your presence