More Oestrogen Facts

[Newt]

In a recent scientific research project, it was proved that Beer contains the female hormone oestrogen.

 

That's why after a six pack you can't drive.

[poledark]

Thanks Newt, I've had a crappy day and that has cheered me up.

 

Den

[larry1]

Brill Newt ,i'l p--s the dragon of with it when she gets home from work

[Chris Plumb]

Newt - I saw that research. Worried that beer contained Oestrogen and that drinking too much could turn you into a woman scientists in Canada fed 100 male volunteers 6 pints of beer. They were then observed for 3 hours.

 

The full findings were - Researchers noted that all volunteers:

 

Got emotional for no apparent reason

Lost their sense of direction

Were unable to drive an automobile

Rambled on unintelligably to no-one in particular

Got very upset if they thought no-one was listening to them

Spent an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom usually in groups.

 

No further research is planned

 

C.

[Dave Hill]

Fortunately the effects appear to be only temporary