Essex Girl Jokes

[Paul_D]

An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.

Medic: It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions.

Girl: OK

Medic: What's your name?

Girl: Sharon

Medic: OK Sharon, is this your car?

Sharon: Yes

Medic: Where are you bleeding from?

Sharon: Romford, mate.

 

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An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on

the counter.

 

"I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says.

 

"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.

 

"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."

 

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I won't post the rest..........

[Newt]

[billy5000]

Hi,

 

try looking here too its funnier if you've seen them first hand like me.hehe(the slang is excellent.

 

http://www.geocities.com/chatham_girls/index.htm )

 

 

billy (sorry just tried the link and it didnt work so just search chatham girls with some of the above info and it will be worth it:) )

 

[edit note: link works now. Needed a space after index.htm and before ")" ]

 

[ 17. January 2003, 09:28 PM: Message edited by: Newt ]

[chesters1]

just take off the "index"bit son ,click on the little notepad thingy on the top of your post , then DO IT PROPERLY

and you should be looking at girly sites boy youl get crispy sheet syndrome stick to computers

 

[ 17. January 2003, 08:39 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

[billy5000]

awright awright!!!

 

don't get excited old man,im just a little newbie,hehehe

 

 

http://www.geocities.com/chatham_girls/

 

billy

[Adz]

They missed one!

 

Q. What's the difference between a Chatham girl and an Alsatian ?

 

A. Lipgloss!

[Hereford_angler]

An essex girl and a Lass from Cardiff jump off Big Ben. Which hits the ground first??

 

 

The Lass from Cardiff as the Essex girl has to stop for direction!

[Hereford_angler]

An Essex girl got locked in a toilet for 5 hours. She ****** herself.

[Hereford_angler]

Where you see ****** i meant to say Oliver Twist (ryming slang)