Time For Some Humour

[*Dave*]

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day

Teach him how to fish and he'll join us

for the weetabix,

[GlennB]

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day

Teach him how to fish and he'll spend all his afternoons off watching Matt Hayes and John Wilson fishing programs on The Home+Leisure channel.

[thornabyangler]

give a man a fish and hel eat for a day

teach him how to fish and he wil be able to give another man a fish and teach him how to fish,its a chain reaction that never ends,soon we will all be fish eating angling teachers!!!!!!!!!!!

[wunnus]

Teach him how to fish and

he will develop an inexplicable inability to tell the time

[*Dave*]

Or teach him how to fish and produce

a lier, it was this ----------- big

[frodo_uk]

Hey!....is there a prize for the best one

[snotty]

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day,

teach him how to fish and he'll get carried away.

He'll enrol on a website for similar folks,

with news and advice, and maybe a few jokes.

A forum for those who need somewhere to rant,

his whole life will take on a piscatorial slant.

His family and business will come a poor second,

once the ghosts of Crabtree and Walker have beckoned.

The desire will penetrate right through his heart,

until he's a fully fledged tackle tart.