50 reasons why....

[Fishy Dom]

...It's great to be a bloke!

 

1.Your arse is never a factor in a job interview

2.Your orgasms are real. Always.

3.Your last name stays put

4.The garage is all yours

5.Wedding plans take care of themselves

6.You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7.Car mechanics tell you the truth

8.You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new haircut

9.Hot wax never comes near your pubic area

10.Wrinkles add character

11.A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you tarnished

12.You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments

13.People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them

14.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected

15.New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet

16.Porn movies are designed with you in mind

17.Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them

18.Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with "So, notice anything different?"

19.You can appreciate great sport

20.You can throw a ball more than 5 feet

21.One mood, ALL the damn time.

22.A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase

23.You can open all your own jars

24.Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind

25.You can go to a public toilet without a support group

26.You can leave a hotel bed unmade

27.You can kill your own food

28.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

29.If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend

30.If you are 34 and single, nobody notices

31.Everything on your face stays its original colour

32.You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife

33.You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat

34.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough

35.You don't have to clean your flat if the electricity meter reader is coming

36.You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

37.You don't mooch off other's desserts

38.You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift

39.If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends

40.You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours

41.You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt

42.You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes

43.The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades

44.You don't have to shave below your neck

45.Your belly usually hides your big hips

46.One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.

47.You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache

48.Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

49.Same job... more pay

50.The world is your urinal

[yoxer]

Theres no such thing as premature ejaculation

[chesters1]

quote:

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Theres no such thing as premature ejaculation

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there is if its in your trousers

[peter mccue]

Fishy dom

 

Chesters & Yoxer...the new Morecambe & Wise?

[Peter Gowman]

But which one is wise?