aaah Fridays.....

[awaaar]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary

for the following reasons: I do physical labor.

I work at great depths. I plunge head first into everything I do. I

do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp

environment. I don't get paid overtime. I work in a dark workplace

that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures.

My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

 

Dear Penis:

 

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have

raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.

2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.

3. You do not always follow the orders of the management

team.

4. You do not stay in your designated area and

are often seen visiting other locations.

5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in

order to start working.

6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end

of your shift.

7. You don't always observe necessary safety

regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

8. You will retire well before you are 65.

9. You are unable to work double shifts.

10.You sometimes leave your designated work before you have

completed the assigned task.

 

And if that were not all, you have

been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace

carrying two suspicious looking bags.

 

Sincerely,

The Management

[*Ant*]

[Ed Matysiak]

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[Apache]