Attacked With A Fish!

[101_North]

Not a forum regular I hope

 

http://news.scotsman.com/edinburgh.cfm?id=2282002005

[jabee]

A Pythonist, perhaps

[Vagabond]

:lol:

 

As the Irish would tactfully put it, "He was not dhrunk yer Honour, bhut he had the dhrink taken"

[Ken Davison South Wales]

Sounds a bit of a slapper to me

[stan4massey]

Quote"Mr MacGregor said: "The accused asked the complainer 'Do you want to kiss my fish?'

 

"Mr Bennie made no reply and walked on, at which point the accused said: 'You answer me next time I ask you to kiss a fish', and slapped him round the face with it."

 

 

Dont` you just love the way defence lawyers put things over in Court. Having lived and been brought up in Glasgow I could probably decipher the above for our Southern cousins into more coloquial terminology.

 

" the accused, by this time fu` (full) of at least 2 bottles of Buckfast Tonic Wine said ¬yoo looookin at me ya prat yeh! Wanna kiss thiss fissssh afore it kisses yoooo. Mr Bennie noncholantly advised the accused as to which orifice the said fish could be deposited into. Whiiit yoo say ya bam??? eat on this.

 

A melee then ensued during which said Mr Bennie was involuntarily asked to imitate John Wilson and said fish was deposited fair and square on the mush.

[Westie]

S4M - nice one.

 

Someone's been taking Rex Hunt a little too seriously.

[101_North]

That'll teach him! He got 6 months

 

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objec...-name_page.html

 

I laughed out loud at the last paragraph