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Leon Roskilly

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Peter Waller:

Yes, I saw that one! Will it takes boilies, develop a beer gut, and do they answer to names?

Not to mention those scions of our sport who are already planning to steal, smuggle and illegally stock them... Set up new mag, too, maybe?

 

"RoboCarp"...

"What did you expect to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...?"

 

Basil Fawlty to the old bat, guest from hell, Mrs Richards.

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Are these reserved just for robotic carp fishers, or can anyone have a go ?

 

To make life more interesting they should be fitted with an electro-magnetic emitter that jams all known electronic bite detectors. :P

 

[ 06. October 2005, 09:11 AM: Message edited by: Vagabond ]

 

 

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World species 471 : UK species 105 : English species 95 .

Certhia's world species - 215

Eclectic "husband and wife combined" world species 501

 

"Nothing matters very much, few things matter at all" - Plato

...only things like fresh bait and cold beer...

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Vagabond:

To make life more interesting they should be fitted with an electro-magnetic emitter that jams all known electronic bite detectors. :P

:D:D:D:D , perhaps we should add to that list bankside TV's and Play Stations!
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Yes...

 

I see it, now...

 

A TV series...

 

Robot Wars...

 

RoboCarp versus The Bait Boats...

"What did you expect to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...?"

 

Basil Fawlty to the old bat, guest from hell, Mrs Richards.

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Andrew Boyd:

Prefer to see Barbus Tor v Baitboats

I know who'd win - down in one huge-mouthed gulp, into the pharyngeals, CRUNCH!

"What did you expect to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...?"

 

Basil Fawlty to the old bat, guest from hell, Mrs Richards.

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I rather like the idea of being able to tap in skill levels for the angler and response / energy levels in the 'carp'. Then, at strategic places around the bank, would be 'Photo-Me' booths, completer with computer 'enhancement' facilities. The enhancement being to reduce hands in size, relative to the angler's head!

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Guest Brumagem Phil

"skill levels for the angler and response / energy levels in the 'carp'."

 

I presume the top level requires one putting on a boat harness ;-)

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