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How can I find out the best way to join the special constabulary, the part time police force?

 

I dought if they would have me because of my disabilities but as equal rights are the way these days maybe won't be a problem. :)

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How can I find out the best way to join the special constabulary, the part time police force?

 

I dought if they would have me because of my disabilities but as equal rights are the way these days maybe won't be a problem. :)

 

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How can I find out the best way to join the special constabulary, the part time police force?

 

What on earth would make you want to be a plod? :blink:

 

 

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What on earth would make you want to be a plod? :blink:

 

 

I can get meself a night stick and beat up some hoodies. :D:D

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I can get meself a night stick and beat up some hoodies. :D:D

 

....and the hoodie's mate sticks you in the kidney with a bread-knife... :(

Honestly, if beating hoodies is your only reason for joining the Polis, I'd have a rethink. Wait until you have to cope with a 20 stone Murderer who only sees you as a guy with a funny hat on, standing between him and life in prison.

 

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Specials get the sh1tty end of everything in the police force. You'll be gobbed on at every football match for miles, walking the streets for hours and sent into some very dodgy situations with almost no backup.

Add to that the almost total lack of training and absence of pay and it's a job that few right minded people would want.

 

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....and the hoodie's mate sticks you in the kidney with a bread-knife... :(

Honestly, if beating hoodies is your only reason for joining the Polis, I'd have a rethink. Wait until you have to cope with a 20 stone Murderer who only sees you as a guy with a funny hat on, standing between him and life in prison.

 

Sorry for being blunt.

 

Andy, note the smilies. ;)

 

I would be after fishing licence dodgers really. :)

 

 

Clifftop, why?

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Clifftop, why?

 

Must admit, I had the same thought when my other half suggesting becoming a bobby :blink: You just hear about all these stabbings with coppers etc etc Its not such a safe job with the yobs that we have today :(

 

But there again, if your not going to be working the nights in London or Manchester, I guess that it wouldn't be as dangerous and there are many jobs that part time coppers can do that are actually ok!

 

Whatever you decided to do, best of luck :thumbs: Don't want to hear about you becoming a night officer in the metropolitan police though! :headhurt::P:)

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