Sense of Humour Check

[zziplexboy]

Having suffered the ignomy of having posted a joke recently and not had a single response I feel I need to have a sense of humour check. This is apparantly a true story which I think this is hilarious.

 

A guy gets a job in a hotel as a cleaner and on his first day the supervisor asks him to start by cleaning the lifts. After no-one has seen him for eight hours a search party is sent out and finds him exausted and demoralised. When asked what had happened he blurts that its not his fault as theres 18 floors with two lifts on each floor and sometimes they are not always there!!

 

I'll get me coat.........

[n4lly]

zziplexboy staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron

wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

Well, it was like this," said Zziplex. "I was having a quiet round of golf

with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. "We went to

look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had

something white at its rear end. "I walked over and lifted up the tail and

sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of

the cow's butt.

 

That's when I made my mistake."

What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like

yours!'"

Edited September 24, 2006 by n4lly

[Zigs]

to both

[jimpy0]

just checked back on page 5 or 6 for the joke in question and yes it was crap

[captain cojones]

[Chris Goddard]

But getting BETTER!!