Looking for a female companion

[Newt]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

 

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

 

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

 

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

 

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

 

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

 

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big boobs.

[greg long]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

 

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

 

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

 

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

 

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

 

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

 

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big boobs.

 

 

PS. Does Jan Know?

[Bill Dingley]

 

PS. Does Jan Know?

 

 

Still ambitious then Newt???

 

All the best

 

Bill

[Clifftop]

[lyn]

 

lyn

[Zigs]

how about a passionate,emotional, stable, exiciting girl with big boobs, who works as a volunteer firefighter and used to be called Eric & is a pert time territorial army rerserve & head of the local knitting circle?

 

that would get my attention.

[Newt]

how about a passionate,emotional, stable, exiciting girl with big boobs, who works as a volunteer firefighter and used to be called Eric & is a pert time territorial army rerserve & head of the local knitting circle?

 

that would get my attention.

Certainly she would. Question is, would you get her attention?

[Zigs]

Certainly she would. Question is, would you get her attention?

 

 

hang on, i'll ask Mrs Becky..........................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

.............. Ouch !

[Newt]

hang on, i'll ask Mrs Becky ..........................................

I did but still dunno the answer since she was laughing so hard she could not even speak and at international long distance phone rates (we pay more than you do) I could not stay on the line while still having enough money left to buy food for the month.

[Zigs]

 

ere Newt, just got offered some conservation work in a place called New York, bit worried about having a fag while i'm working, have heard its not a fag friendly place, do you know anything about the town ?

 

do the bars sell special brew or equivalent ?

 

if not, then i'm not going.