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Jack becomes dexterous,

Jack becomes able to attain high velocity,

Jack forms a trajectory over the illuminating apparatus of

ozocitereous structure.

 

Mary was formerly the owner and proprietor of a pygmy Ovis aries,

It possessed an outer wool covering which had the characteristic

pallidness much like that found in the appearance of crystalline

precipitation,

And to each point in space that Mary would venture to,

The aforementioned Ovis aries would participate with a high degree of

certainty.

 

Diminutive Jack Horner

Was seated at the perpendicular conjunction of three planar surfaces,

Ingesting his baked Yuletide pastry.

He inserted his opposable digit,

And excavated a specimen of genus Prunus,

And remarked, "What a benevolent adolescent I have become!"

 

 

Lilliputian damsel Muffet

Was rested upon a squatty seating apparatus,

Ingesting the lacteal substances in her possession.

At this point arrived an arachnid

Which inhabited the immediate vicinity of the maiden,

And, true to the fundamental principles of stimulus and response,

arose trepidation in the damsel with sufficient efficiency so as

to induce the aforementioned maiden to change locale.

The salary of the chief executive of a large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself.

John Kenneth Galbraith

 

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Where do YOU get 'em?? WELL DON'T!!!! :P

Chris Goddard


It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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Which inhabited the immediate vicinity of the maiden,

 

Sounds like the results you get with Google "Translate this page"! :D

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it reminds me of leonard sachs who was the host to the good old days

 

The assembled audiences for The Good Old Days were expected to dress in period costume (and stick-on side-whiskers and fake moustaches!) and 'ooh' and 'aah' in all the appropriate places as Sachs introduced the next act with alliterative attacks of alarming alacrity in a constipated display of perspicacious polysyllabic peripatetics, culminating in the banging of his gavel, which heralded the appearance of a teaming torrent of tempting talent . . . for our delight and delectation, naturally. (nicked off the website)

The salary of the chief executive of a large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself.

John Kenneth Galbraith

 

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it reminds me of leonard sachs who was the host to the good old days

 

The assembled audiences for The Good Old Days were expected to dress in period costume (and stick-on side-whiskers and fake moustaches!) and 'ooh' and 'aah' in all the appropriate places as Sachs introduced the next act with alliterative attacks of alarming alacrity in a constipated display of perspicacious polysyllabic peripatetics, culminating in the banging of his gavel, which heralded the appearance of a teaming torrent of tempting talent . . . for our delight and delectation, naturally. (nicked off the website)

 

 

WOT :P

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Free to choose apart from the ones where the trust poked their nose in. Common eel. tope. Bass and sea bream. All restricted.


New for 2016 TAT are the main instigators for the demise of the u k bass charter boat industry, where they went screaming off to parliament and for the first time assisting so called angling gurus set up bass take bans with the e u using rubbish exaggerated info collected by ices from anglers, they must be very proud.

Upgrade, the door has been closed with regards to anglers being linked to the e u superstate and the failed c f p. So TAT will no longer need to pay monies to the EAA anymore as that org is no longer relevant to the u k . Goodbye to the europeon anglers alliance and pathetic restrictions from the e u.

Angling is better than politics, ban politics from angling.

Consumer of bass. where is the evidence that the u k bass stock need angling trust protection. Why won't you work with your peers instead of castigating them. They have the answer.

Recipie's for mullet stew more than welcomed.

Angling sanitation trust and kent and sussex sea anglers org delete's and blocks rsa's alternative opinion on their face book site. Although they claim to rep all.

new for 2014. where is the evidence that the south coast bream stock need the angling trust? Your campaign has no evidence. Why won't you work with your peers, the inshore under tens? As opposed to alienating them? Angling trust failed big time re bait digging, even fish legal attempted to intervene and failed, all for what, nothing.

Looks like the sea angling reps have been coerced by the ifca's to compose sea angling strategy's that the ifca's at some stage will look at drafting into legislation to manage the rsa, because they like wasting tax payers money. That's without asking the rsa btw. You know who you are..

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it was the people who had to subtitle the programme who had the final word

The salary of the chief executive of a large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself.

John Kenneth Galbraith

 

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