Rabbit poo

[IanBass]

An American tourist comes over to East Lancashire. He visits all the attractions. Eventually he gets to Pendle Hill He see's an 'owd Lancashie lad sitting at a table. On the table are small round tablets. "Gee, what are those?" asks the american. "Thems learning tablets" says the owd lancashire lad. "What do they do?" says the american. "Well lad, thy eats one of 'em and thy learns things". says the owd lad. "Geezzz, I gotta have some of those. How much?" "Fifty quid each" says the old man. "I'll have 10" says the yank, pays the old man and then puts one of the tablets into his mouth. After 30 seconds he shouts " Oh my God, thats rabbit sh*t!" "Aye" says the Lancashire lad "Thars learnin'"

[Andy Macfarlane]

Hehe.....very good

[TTmitchy]

I fished cudmore in staffordshire,with my mates it was so easy u could catch on any bait you had available,so i tried a piece of rabbit poo,straight away caught a small carp,my mates were amazed.

[chesters1]

which poo they have two types ,the ones you find lying about would just break up being just the remnants of grass but if you have a pet rabbit the dark ones maybe useful if you fight bunny for them before it eats them.not sure its a strickly natural bait though as i have never seen a bunny do them in water although going by the heron eating the bunny in the sun no doupt a few were "left" in the water after its demise

theres hundreds of "killer" baits been about but i expect most were just accidental fish catchers when they were in a feeding frenzy when even bare shiney hooks would be taken ,few catch everytime just as "real" baits do

Edited October 4, 2008 by chesters1

[Andy Macfarlane]

You'll be telling us they taste different too mate.....

[Michael]

So bunny poo it is then.

I've saved up a bag of bunny poo already and graded them by colour (depends on what the bunny is eating ranging from hay to Maccy D's chips) and hopefully trying them this weekend with Andy.

Bring the alcohol wipes please mate.

 

 

oh yeah forgot to mention

my bunnies poo has a strong smell of curry and seeps a natural oil.

To answer a question posed here, they float as their almost impossible to flush down the toilet. However the night time poo which is soft and sticky sinks