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Martin56

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My introduction to pedos was my mum telling me keep away from xxxx "he was a bit strange"! ,i seemed to attract them wholesale šŸ„“

Nothing wrong with watching girl six formers through railings but best not to get caught ,i feel sorry today girls seem to be women at 12 so dark glasses mandatory incase you accidentally look at one!

Soon it will be best not to venture out and brick up your windows

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

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There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

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Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

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Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say willĀ  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Yep' Dave - not many people are bragging that "Jim Fixed It For Me" !!Ā 

The Name of the Band was - Showadde' Wadde'.

Now then, Now then - Jewelry Jewelry!!

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Fishin' - "Best Fun Ya' can 'ave wi' Ya' Clothes On"!!

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