Ian Bass

For your information Chesters I can play one reasonably well!!!! I had on 12 months ago but because of cash flow problems had to sell it and I would like to continue Do you still have your daughters? [ 29. March 2004, 10:25 PM: Message edited by: Ian Bass ]

Has anyone out there got a CHEAP Clarinet for sale? Buy or Swap Let me know please

'Snowbee' make brilliant chesties [ 27. March 2004, 06:44 PM: Message edited by: Ian Bass ]

Terry, You need help mate:). Best advert, Adidas, Ali vs his daughter, simply brilliant!

As soon as ALL adverts come on in our house I hit the mute button on the remote. I loathe and detest all adverts

I'd be dead!

There was a young man from Wales, Who lived on caviar and snails, When he couldnt get these, He lived on the cheese, That he sraped, from his d***, with his nails. I'll bet Newt removes this as well!!! I apologise in advance to you Newt:) [ 25. March 2004, 06:55 AM: Message edited by: Ian Bass ]

Driller, Cheers mate, I am a Lloyds TSB customer. I am now aware of the scam thanks to you.

I introduced Eileen (my wife) to angling 3 years ago. Although she is disabled she can manage to use a 7mtr pole and is quite happy fishing for tiddlers. Just when we started I only had one pole so I let her use it while I used a rod and reel (yuk!!) After catching 2 or 3 small perch she asked me for a bit of help. As I looked accross I saw a large tail come out of the water. After a decent scrap she landed a lovely 5lb Carp. And the phrases "Oh well done dear" and "Isnt that lovely" were said (yeah right) We have also had two of the top match anglers who fish at the pond we use. (more tackle than the tackle shop and know EVRYTHING) We turned up and started fishing, they told us they had not caught anything. After 15 minutes Eileen started catching Perch, Roach,and skimmers. These guys caught nothing. Someone rang one of these chaps and with it being a small pond you could clearly hear his voice.(I think we were meant to) "No, nothing ,its dead. Some bl**dy lucky woman catching loads" 20 minutes later they packed up!! I am very proud of Eileen and do not see why us chaps should not take our good ladies with us, not only does Eileen love fishing she loves the countryside and wildlife she sees when she goes fishing [ 25. March 2004, 06:40 AM: Message edited by: Ian Bass ]

I know this is a bit off the wall BUT I have a full clutch for a Rover Metro (petrol engine)It is boxed and OBVIOUSLY unused £55oVno plus p+p 10% of any sale goes to Chris Goddards effort to raise money for Elton. [ 24. March 2004, 08:31 PM: Message edited by: Ian Bass ]

Please dont take this the wrong way but the best way is to buy/borrow some books and read as much as you can then try what you have read! Have a go

You can get about 30 watch batteries on a card from £land. The larger ones fit in tip lights, they might not last quite as long as the ones as you buy from the tackle shop but theres not much difference and £1 for 10 batteries is not bad value

Just a point. I have a Pole for sale on the For Sale/Wanted section. If someone buys it I will donate 10% of any price I receive for it to Elton towards the running costs of the site. How's that Chris?

I have an 11mtr Browning Black Magic 2 for sale. I bought it last year and it has only been used 6-7 times from new. It has 3 top kits in total which have all been elasticated. It is a cracking pole. offers please, I may be willing to take another pole in PX (8-11mtrs) [ 15. March 2004, 09:54 PM: Message edited by: Ian Bass ]

Hi Chris, Got the books this morning. Brilliant, cheers mate.

Frodo, Why do you need some special organised event? Just take him fishing with you! You would have to be prepared just to sit there and help him and tell/show him what to do, but would it not be worth it if he becomes a lifelong angler?

Why pay to see the tackle when you can see the vast majority of it at your local tackle shop for free?

How about 'The League Of Gentlemen'. What TOTAL and utter garbage. I liked 'allo allo' BUT it ran to long. Gimme Gimme Gimme......please hand me a rope!

Check your email

Jon, You have my address via email. I look forward to hearing from you. I have decided to keep the newer one so sorry chaps both are now accounted for

Jon, You have my address via email. I look forward to hearing from you.

F1 racing..............ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Just give the German chappie (cannot spell his name) the title now, it will save time, money and HOURS of God awfull TV coverage I'd rather watch Yorkshire play Australia at cricket With love from those on the correct side of the Pennines in God's RED rose County:) [ 08. March 2004, 06:29 AM: Message edited by: Ian Bass ]

Seeing as I have not heard from Jeepster I am re offering both these lamps. P+P is £8

Chris, I will definatley have the Martin James book and I also want both pike books (just starting pike fishing) I need you address to send a cheque. PS didnt get your reply, never mind

Its gotta be Open All Hours. Terry, you need help mate