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peter morton

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  1. Alan, Charming and gracious as ever Peter.
  2. Alan, Charming and gracious as ever Peter.
  3. Thanks for all your replies,given me some food for thought. Peter.
  4. :mad: :mad: Stressed out,need to unwind,I think this could be just the thing bubblewrap (PS you will need Macromedia flash for this to work) Peter :cool:
  5. :mad: :mad: Stressed out,need to unwind,I think this could be just the thing bubblewrap (PS you will need Macromedia flash for this to work) Peter :cool:
  6. My sentiments exactly, The lads down there have put in a hell of a lot of hard work over the winter,dropping the levels and clearing/improving the lakes ,as well as an extensive restocking,only to have it all undone by some mindless moron. Trouble is,can you blame the farmer?
  7. My sentiments exactly, The lads down there have put in a hell of a lot of hard work over the winter,dropping the levels and clearing/improving the lakes ,as well as an extensive restocking,only to have it all undone by some mindless moron. Trouble is,can you blame the farmer?
  8. Worm every time for me too
  9. Worm every time for me too
  10. The only good thing to come out of the north ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? OK i give up [ 09 March 2002, 10:19 PM: Message edited by: peter morton ]
  11. The only good thing to come out of the north ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? OK i give up [ 09 March 2002, 10:19 PM: Message edited by: peter morton ]
  12. The only good thing to come out of the north ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? OK i give up [ 09 March 2002, 10:19 PM: Message edited by: peter morton ]
  13. The only good thing to come out of the north ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? OK i give up [ 09 March 2002, 10:19 PM: Message edited by: peter morton ]
  14. The South will rise again!!!!!!!
  15. Are we talking REAL or MENTAL age here?
  16. I like it.Very neat. Peter. :cool:
  17. BUS LANES, Why don't people read the signs to see when they are active/inactive.Last thursday i was driving north over Chelsea Bridge when i was waved into the entrance of Battersea Park by two of our finest boys in blue. Lo and behold there are loads of them writing out tickets willy nilly. "Are you aware that you were driving in a bus lane sir" :mad: "Yes officer,what's the problem?" :confused: "i'm afraid i will be issuing you with a fixed penalty notice sir." :mad: :confused: "I think not,would you care to walk down the road,and read the sign officer,you will see that the bus lane only operates from 7.30am to 10 am and as it is now a quarter to twelve i'm perfectly entitled to drive in it." Cue six coppers walking down the road to read the sign,followed by profuse apologies for delaying me and "have a nice day sir" Don't ya just love it! Peter. :cool:
  18. BUS LANES, Why don't people read the signs to see when they are active/inactive.Last thursday i was driving north over Chelsea Bridge when i was waved into the entrance of Battersea Park by two of our finest boys in blue. Lo and behold there are loads of them writing out tickets willy nilly. "Are you aware that you were driving in a bus lane sir" :mad: "Yes officer,what's the problem?" :confused: "i'm afraid i will be issuing you with a fixed penalty notice sir." :mad: :confused: "I think not,would you care to walk down the road,and read the sign officer,you will see that the bus lane only operates from 7.30am to 10 am and as it is now a quarter to twelve i'm perfectly entitled to drive in it." Cue six coppers walking down the road to read the sign,followed by profuse apologies for delaying me and "have a nice day sir" Don't ya just love it! Peter. :cool:
  19. Thanks lads, Definitely some ideas worth trying,much obliged. Peter. :cool:
  20. I always think that Angler refers to someone who fishes for enjoyment/sport,and a Fisherman as someone who fishes for a living. Peter. :cool:
  21. I always think that Angler refers to someone who fishes for enjoyment/sport,and a Fisherman as someone who fishes for a living. Peter. :cool:
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