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outrageous i have carefully examined every one in detail and nowhere can i find a topless sunbather or even one with a young girl in a sheer white bikini emerging from the water totally unaware that...........dribble

i would like to be the one in the blue suit and where did i just get that strange metalic device i hold FROM?

i would like to be the one in the blue suit and where did i just get that strange metalic device i hold FROM?

i always look at the reels ( dribble) but i may have to out bid you on THAT book though

i always look at the reels ( dribble) but i may have to out bid you on THAT book though

i wonder what it says on the BACK of the sign (when they put it down) mayby it has a picture of a tired but happy frog puffing a fag ,giving a thumbs up

i wonder what it says on the BACK of the sign (when they put it down) mayby it has a picture of a tired but happy frog puffing a fag ,giving a thumbs up

just looked oops up the wrong path ,i have a couple of " catch more " books sorry

just looked oops up the wrong path ,i have a couple of " catch more " books sorry

we were parked up on a campsite one night and a couple of cars turned up ( one had eight kids in it !) a small tent was erected to which all the kids were sent to sleep ,the parents then lit a barbeque and over the next couple of hours ate and drunk themselves into oblivion , then about midnight we felt the canpervan move ,i opened the window to find 2 inebriated women ??????? leaning against it ,on asking the girls to retire to their vehicle we were shocked at the language that spouted forth ( far worse and much more graphic than men)i reminded them that there were young children in the tent next door ,this made them worse ,anyway to cut a story shorter they staggered back to the menfolk ( graphic noises of exsplosive vomiting from one then maybe 2 others)who shouted well roll you over later on mumble mumble whhoooooock another puke. fearing for our safety we phoned the law ,we describe the assailents there place on the field etc and the threats to our person,they asked our name etc ,and where we were ,we said we were the big blue and white camper in the middle of the field. 1/2 an hour goes by, phone rings ,do you still need our help ,(sound of bottles smashing from outside) yes we do quick we cry. 1/2 an hour passes a cop car comes onto the site we wait with open window ,this is now 2 oclock in the morning all our inside lights are on, the cop car goes straigh to the enemy and enquires if they are MR GRANGER!!!!!!! what?????? i shout over here and they come across ,i say the people they want are the ones they spoke to,they go back ,all goes quit in the morning the enemy have gone, the mind boggles to what COULD HAVE happened in the hour between call and visit!!!

we were parked up on a campsite one night and a couple of cars turned up ( one had eight kids in it !) a small tent was erected to which all the kids were sent to sleep ,the parents then lit a barbeque and over the next couple of hours ate and drunk themselves into oblivion , then about midnight we felt the canpervan move ,i opened the window to find 2 inebriated women ??????? leaning against it ,on asking the girls to retire to their vehicle we were shocked at the language that spouted forth ( far worse and much more graphic than men)i reminded them that there were young children in the tent next door ,this made them worse ,anyway to cut a story shorter they staggered back to the menfolk ( graphic noises of exsplosive vomiting from one then maybe 2 others)who shouted well roll you over later on mumble mumble whhoooooock another puke. fearing for our safety we phoned the law ,we describe the assailents there place on the field etc and the threats to our person,they asked our name etc ,and where we were ,we said we were the big blue and white camper in the middle of the field. 1/2 an hour goes by, phone rings ,do you still need our help ,(sound of bottles smashing from outside) yes we do quick we cry. 1/2 an hour passes a cop car comes onto the site we wait with open window ,this is now 2 oclock in the morning all our inside lights are on, the cop car goes straigh to the enemy and enquires if they are MR GRANGER!!!!!!! what?????? i shout over here and they come across ,i say the people they want are the ones they spoke to,they go back ,all goes quit in the morning the enemy have gone, the mind boggles to what COULD HAVE happened in the hour between call and visit!!!

always plenty on ebay ,i have a couple myself,maybe yours could be the start of a collection.

always plenty on ebay ,i have a couple myself,maybe yours could be the start of a collection.

our lot have closed a nursing home put council rents up 11% council tax up by 14% AND awarded themselves a 75% increase in money.

our lot have closed a nursing home put council rents up 11% council tax up by 14% AND awarded themselves a 75% increase in money.

surely the spick part would steal it ,then the jew part would sell it back to johnny or claim a reward for finding it?

surely the spick part would steal it ,then the jew part would sell it back to johnny or claim a reward for finding it?

i think you have to speak funny ,have a very big hooter ,and live with some american penniless slapper to get one

i think you have to speak funny ,have a very big hooter ,and live with some american penniless slapper to get one

use dyed net curtains ( plain ) cheap n chearfull ,weve used one on a sash window ( held on with pins ) for years nothing gets through it .

use dyed net curtains ( plain ) cheap n chearfull ,weve used one on a sash window ( held on with pins ) for years nothing gets through it .

i like the carlos fandango wheels.

i like the carlos fandango wheels.

i like the carlos fandango wheels.

i like the carlos fandango wheels.