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And there was me thinking someone was going to get really techi with a reply, thanx for the replys guys, i will start there by changing the batteries. Dave

Hi everyone, the magic eye in the bedroom that allows you to change channel appears to have "gone down", it is certainly recieving the command from the remote as it lights up red in the eye but nothing is happening when you try to change a channel. Have i lost a setting somewhere along the line, i thought it was the eye so i bought another and that is the same :mad: any help from you guys would be appreciated. Dave

This is a good test of morals, read on... This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line. You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury. Suddenly you see a man floundering in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer... somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realise who it is. It's George W Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under ... forever. You have two options - you can save the life of G.W. Bush or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the worlds most powerful men. So here's the question, and please give an honest answer: * * * * * * * * * * * * Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white? Cheers, Dave [ 27. September 2005, 01:27 AM: Message edited by: spangles ]

Evil Kinevil rev and watch it go motorbike.Dave http://www.geocities.com/Pipeline/Ramp/2716/eson2.jpg [ 26. September 2005, 01:28 AM: Message edited by: spangles ]

HeeHeeHee, love it. Dave

I just read his book, had me in tears all the way thru, he was likened to Marmite a few years ago, you either love him or hate him. Dave

I ordered from this site today at lunch time, i had an email telling me they had recieved my order, and then i had one telling me they were dispatched first class RM. I hope the prints are as good as the rest of this service, will let you know. Dave

God bless you Alan and i pray that God will give Sonja the strenghth and courage to help you through this very sad time. God bless the both of you. Dave

Ditto Sportsman!! Just out of interest Mick, what kinda site was that on? dave

Yep i have been touched by Alans generosity and willingness to help others, just wish you all the best mate and hope you are feeling better soon, God Bless, Dave.

Dont touch the pirate stuff, like the cinema too much,and usually once ive seen a film i rarely have a desire to see it again, if i did it would be a very special film. Dave

Excellent Ian, some great tips there! dave

Well funny Ian, obviously i`m not on the cutting edge like Ken is!! Dave

http://www. LINK REMOVED .com/ Dave *EDIT: Sorry Dave, though I'm sure that the link was made in good faith, the site it is on is inappropriate for minors. [ 06. September 2005, 10:10 PM: Message edited by: Gaffer ]

Is it on DVD or on at the movies? Dave

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloa...ew/cj_48364.wmv

The sad thing is it didn't have to happen this way. I got sent this email... "I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." - President Bush, September 1, 2005 "It was a broiling August afternoon in New Orleans, Louisiana, the Big Easy, the City That Care Forgot. Those who ventured outside moved as if they were swimming in tupelo honey. Those inside paid silent homage to the man who invented air-conditioning as they watched TV "storm teams" warn of a hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico. Nothing surprising there: Hurricanes in August are as much a part of life in this town as hangovers on Ash Wednesday. But the next day the storm gathered steam and drew a bead on the city. As the whirling maelstrom approached the coast, more than a million people evacuated to higher ground. Some 200,000 remained, however--the car-less, the homeless, the aged and infirm, and those die-hard New Orleanians who look for any excuse to throw a party. The storm hit Breton Sound with the fury of a nuclear warhead, pushing a deadly storm surge into Lake Pontchartrain. The water crept to the top of the massive berm that holds back the lake and then spilled over. Nearly 80 percent of New Orleans lies below sea level--more than eight feet below in places--so the water poured in. A liquid brown wall washed over the brick ranch homes of Gentilly, over the clapboard houses of the Ninth Ward, over the white-columned porches of the Garden District, until it raced through the bars and strip joints on Bourbon Street like the pale rider of the Apocalypse. As it reached 25 feet (eight meters) over parts of the city, people climbed onto roofs to escape it. Thousands drowned in the murky brew that was soon contaminated by sewage and industrial waste. Thousands more who survived the flood later perished from dehydration and disease as they waited to be rescued. It took two months to pump the city dry, and by then the Big Easy was buried under a blanket of putrid sediment, a million people were homeless, and 50,000 were dead. It was the worst natural disaster in the history of the United States. When did this calamity happen? It hasn't--yet. But the doomsday scenario is not far-fetched. The Federal Emergency Management Agency lists a hurricane strike on New Orleans as one of the most dire threats to the nation, up there with a large earthquake in California or a terrorist attack on New York City. - National Geographic, October, 2004 http://205.188.130.53/ngm/0410/feature5/index.htm Dave

Where do you get them from Jeff?? Dave

Ditto to that! Dave

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...&Category=39633 Cant for thr life of me get my head round this one. Dave

225 on second go, thats quite hard actually, specially when you keep going off the table with the mouse!!Dave

HeeHeeHee, i like that one Newt old boy. Dave

I saw this on the news, not a good situation, and as for the looters, Scum Of The Earth!!! Dave

WORKPOO We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work: CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poo in a cubicle. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the cubicle until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME Walking from the cubicle, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER A colleague who poos at work and is very proud of it. You will often see an Out Of the Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of the Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom. THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of the Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR Someone who does not realize that you are in the cubicle and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the cubicle until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a cubicle. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a cubicle. This will remove all doubt that the cubicle is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the Pooer can poo in peace. WATERMELON A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELET A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a CAMO-COUGH with an ASTAIRE. UNCLE TED A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees

Excellent Newt, loved it!!Dave