Jim Roper

http://www.chadd-rifle-and-pistol.co.uk/christmas-raffle.html

I don't subscribe to any TV on the grounds that people like Wayne Rooney might get a single penny of it.

"The most puzzling development in politics during the last decade is the apparent determination of Western European leaders to re-create the Soviet Union in Western Europe."― Mikhail Gorbachev

No, not the way our welfare system is allowing them to out breed the rest of us, but at least we won't be overwhelmed by all those that Merkel will give EU citizenship.

And Carney has just announced that interest rates could rise before Xmas.

You either want to be part of EUSR, and be over-run by Islam, or you don't. Social Democracy, leading to the over breeding in the less/non productive members of society is going to be the cause of the demise of the human race on this planet. There, I've said it again.

You either want to be part of EUSR, and be over-run by Islam or you don't. Social Democracy, leading to the over breeding in the less/non productive members of society is going to be the cause of the demise of the human race on this planet.

That's your opinion! There is plenty of money to run bottomless pit that is the NHS, government just has to have the balls to take it from the Social Security budget. What is the sense of importing labour that sends more money home than they pay in taxes, while we pay Brits to sit on their backsides in rent-free housing in front of their 60" TV?

Labour, the party of the working 'person', appears to have made gains due to the votes of people who have never worked, and those who don't intend to work.

I'm guessing that no firestops were installed between floors, creating a chimney, perhaps because the operatives could not speak English.

The Rod License money goes to the EA, as an alternative to charging business rates on fisheries that might lead to fisheries having to charge more and possibly having to be VAT registered if their total turnover took them above the VAT threshold. Would anglers like being charged 20% VAT on day tickets?

If Joe Public stop eating Bass, he can always eat Mullet, no restrictions on catching them, I'm told. There was a single catch of 10-15 tonnes recently, I was told.

Put out a trail cam. You might be surprised what nocturnal visitors you're getting.

Badgers are the main culprit when it comes to the declining hedgehog population, but badgers are easier to control than foxes.

Left to the conservationists, we will over-run with vermin, be it foxes, badgers, magpies, crows, Herring Gulls, cormorants, mink, otters, thieves, burglars, ...... There have to be controls.

Does that apply to the travelling fraternity?

Great news! Had a message from him today.

A heavily pregnant Irish woman was involved in a terrible car crash that put her into a coma. Months later she came out of the coma to find that she is no longer pregnant. "What happened?" She asks the nurse. "Everything's fine". Says the nurse. "You had twins, a boy and a girl. Your brother came in from the country and he is looking after them. He has given them names and has had them Christened." "Oh no". Says the mother. "He's and eejit, what has he named them?" "Well". Says the nurse. "He's named your little girl Deniece". "Oh, that's not too bad". Says the mother. "What's my son's name?" "Well". Says the nurse. "His name is Denephew"

If there's ice in November to bear a duck, there's nothing to follow but slush and muck.

A lot of my coarse fishing customers seem to believe in it.

Another tattoo story: Some UK navel chaps were in the Far East, Hong Kong I think. A Scottish chap(drunk) wanted 'Scotland forever' and a thistle on his chest. He drew a picture of a thistle to explain to the colonial tattooist what he wanted, but he ended up with a pineapple instead.

Badgers are the main culprit when hedgehog remains are found.

Might beavers build dams that stop salmon reaching their spawning beds?

People in other countries, especially Germany, just don't understand British humour.

Perhaps it was true, then