Did you know that the Post Office had to recall their latest stamps
They had pictures of Arsenal players on them. People could'nt work out which side to spit on
Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in an Arsenal shirt?
The police dressed him up in womens underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.
The first one says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up everything inside them is numbered.
The second surgeon says No librarians are the best,
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The third surgeon says try electricians, everything inside them is colour coded
The fourth says I prefer Arsenal fans, they're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable.
Q Your trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and an Arsenal fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A Shoot the Arsenal fan......Twice
Q If you see an Arsenal fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A It could be your bicycle
Q What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Arsenal fan on the road?
A There are skid marks in front of the dog.