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Good information to know. Thanks for posting.

My kind of humor.

I watch it quite often. It's given me a great appreciation for what they go through to catch crab and fish. I wonder how much they pay the crewmen to be in the series?

Well, I can tell you that where I fish occasionally has temp breaks where a pocket of warm water will be found amidst cold waters; baitfish are drawn to the warm, nutrient rich water, and predators are in turn drawn to to baitfish. Greater differences in water temps makes them easily seen - warm water pockets tend to be rougher than cold waters, and I've seen swirling eddies and light fog as a result. Three years ago I had the good fortune of stumbling across a 62° f. band of water after trolling all afternoon in 49° f. waters. The fishfinder screen lit up with baitfish, and we caught quite a few fish. Not sure how much help this is, Janet, but good luck to you.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass, nor his wife's ass...

U.S. television: Rosie O'Donnell had a fight on THE VIEW with Elisabeth Hasselbeck this week, which turned out to be the last straw for ABC. She fights with everyone. Anyhow, here are some images of both Elizabeth and O'Donnell. I think I'm siding with Elizabeth. THE BABE AND THE BOOB

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" -------------------------------------------------- A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said, "pretend you're a statue." "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too." Nothing else was said about it, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, "Take this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."

Good stuff!

It was a brown; it will now stand as the third largest brown trout on record. WEBLOG

Notice how no one warned him? Bastages!

I strongly suspect this fish will end up on a wall and not on a dinner plate. Like ColinW said it is difficult to tell the difference when they get that big. Atlantic: Brown or Atlantic?: Still, I think it's a brown. The waters he caught it in are well-known for browns, while Atlantics are rarely caught. But what do I know?

A fellow angler to the north of me caught a state record brown trout yesterday AM while trolling Lake Michigan. Newt and Jan got a 3 or 4 lb brown last October while fishing with me - try to imagine the size of this one before you look, Newt. It's a hog. I'm nearly positive it's a brownie; it has a square tail. What a beautiful fish. Note: lest anyone complain that he didn't release the fish, the DNR aggressively plants brown trout smolts here, paid for from licensing fees. The lake is loaded with brown trout. HERE IT IS

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Yuck.

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one." ******************* Walking into the bar, Mike said to Denny the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman." "Oh yeah?" said Denny, "And how did this one end?" "When it was over," Mike replied, "She came to me on her hands and knees. "Really," said Denny, "Now that's a switch! What did she say?" She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken."

Cro-magnons. Or nasty characters straight out of The Hobbit. Sheesh.

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READ THIS Now THAT'S what I call animal cruelty.

LOL - or an ear of corn through a picket fence.

Egads. Were the folks in that video on Ecstacy??

Yes. You must be at the Nexus of the Universe, Newt.

CARLIN He has a lot of video clips on You Tube.

Always loved that guy. Can you still recall the 7 words you can't (or couldn't, actually) say on television?

I knew that was going to happen.

I had no problem. For anyone wanting to play, the link is HERE.