Alan Fawcett

Sorry Andy but i registered without the need for a mobile, all i did was use an email address and there are plenty of free email addresses out there! The best thing i can suggest is to flag the video and then choose the animal abuse option as the reason for flagging it

Can i just make a suggestion? Someone has mentioned anglersnet on the video comments ..............not the best thing to do i'm afraid as there are plenty of idiots (including the fools who made the video) and anti's on youtube who will happily come along and start messing around on here making more work for Elton and the mods!!!

Prof Hawking is one man i would truly love to meet

He's talking american football mate!! Got to admit i almost felt sorry for the french player that went head to head with the Tongan player, someone really should have warned the french not to try that....for one the Tongans don't have necks!!! I'd love to see the semis be all northern hemisphere, England, Scotland, Wales and Eire doing battle!

nah they won't let me play with the guns and explosives for some unknown reason

the best thing about colchester is the river Colne and the A120 cos it takes you to the M11 so you can get away from there

sod that what about the body in the green coat walking in front of the railings just in front of the fella in the red cycle top.....its got no HEAD!!!!

hmmm you never know a big fat Trogg may even turn up

Our local one has as well mate......... i was a penny over on one of the very few times i used the place and when the gormless git looked away i took a 2p out of the tip bowl and put it on top of the £20, he took it and went to give me a penny change so i told him "stick it in the tips mate"

huge, i just rememberedid what i did wiv ur marbuls!!!!! I used them as rattlers in some lures i made, it's your fault because i liked the noise they made when you shook your head and i thought that as you hadn't asked for them back you didn't want them anymore

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What i find really aggrivating is when a government inspector pays a visit to a home/hospital, they have to let them know they are going to visit for an inspection which gives them plenty of time to clean everything up, get any possible "troublesome" (likely to report them) patients out of the way and make sure they pass!! Chesters, i know what you mean about the cleaners, i was working at a unit that cared for EMI patients and youngsters with eating disorders, the asian cleaner used to come in at 17:45 walk round with the brush, then the mop and would be out the door by 18:30 She would return at 19:45 do a quick 5 minutes with the damp cloth and then go over to the cleaners "station" to clock out, when i mentioned it to the head "house keeper" she asked me to let her know if she did it again and when i explained it was every night regular as clockwork she asked me to page her as soon as the cleaner left I did and after a week of doing it she came to see me and told me the cleaner was under investigation................. she was singing in at the hospital, coming over to the unit doing her "quick clean" routine and then getting in her car and driving into the town to do a cleaning job at the local icelands while still being paid for being at the hospital! They fired her, she screamed racism and they had to reinstate her!!

I watched it last night, i've been watching the news reports about it and i'm still so angry that this could happen ever after it was reported by a senior nurse who worked there The lowlife **** sucking bastards that have done this should be sent to prison as nonces and left to fend for themselves AND in my opinion so should the owners of the "hospital" (that word is used very loosely) and so should the bastard who made the desision not to follow up the complaint made by the senior nurse!! Sorry but i can't believe how angry seeing this has made me

I'll give you two shekels and this bit of chewing gum i just found stuck under my desk for the volvo (any chance of some empty drums so i can float it back?) As for being older than Newt, in that statement sir you have proven yourself a liar, Volvo weren't producing that model at the time of the Turtles launch!! Chesters, there are still some of us around but the batteries have gone flat in the old bite alarms so we don't bother baiting up anymore Gozzer, i'll have you know that licking jam from a donkey's ass is quite good fun.............. erm so i've been told Newt, i heard Orca found free willy and went to play with it

Thanks for the memories pal, i've just gone back and started reading a thread from way back in 06!!!! This One ahhhhh the good old days :lol:

ermmmmm sorry fella but i seem to have lost them myself I'm not sure but i think the purple carrots snuck in during the night and stole them to take them back to their planet murphstonedagain.....orrrrrrrrrrrrrr it could just be i used them as ammo in diablo

pppffffftttttt 40 snurf snurf...... man you is sooooooooo old!!!

Hi Chris Its easy mate, when you have set up your "group/page" just copy and paste the url from the address bar at the top of your browser into a post on our page We're waiting for an answer from facebook on a way to list the linked groups together for the different areas to make it even easier for others to find each one. I'll keep an eye out for your post mate

Hi all Can i ask anyone on facebook if they fancy joining us in forming a network of groups with possible relay's to get the stuff from one place to another? A mate and myself are trying to get a "network" set up where you can advertise for sale, wanted, free to collector and even house exchanges ect and then anyone who's interested can contact you directly and if they cannot make the journey to collect the item we can use the group to arrange a relay kind of thing with other members of the group. Click here for our Stafford for sale and wanted group If you fancy setting up a group in your area please do and then join our group and leave a message with a link back to your group so people can add it if they want to Mods, you can remove this if you want to but the curse of a thousand camel fleas will be brought down on you

to be honest the marshes are nowhere near as good as they used to be, the best of the fishing is now down the Sowe alongside the Sainsbury store and on round the bend behind the old mill. If you are willing to walk to the very top end of the marshes (motorway end) where the river doglegs away from the railline then you can find some good chub fishing and the occasional barbel but i do mean very occasional! The pools are pretty good the old cemetry pool used to be excellent for Tench, Perch and pike, the large pool where the birdhide is has some good roach and tench fishing but you have to be ready to put up with the hassles from the twitchers (most of which are very anti fishing) and if you walk a bit further up you'll find a small pool right alongside the Sowe which used to have some good fish in it but its much better to fish it after a flood due to fish getting trapped in there If you can get on it (due to it being seriously overgrown most the time) the "darling" which is a very short "river" that runs through the marshes connecting the pools together has some excellent Perch fishing and the odd large Eel has been caught in there as well as other assorted fish passing between the pools The river itself though is now very sadly almost deviod of fish in the marshes but they are slowly returning and hopefully the fishing will return to its old self soon, one of the best places used to be by the old railbridge but as i said the river isn't what it used to be I take it you are either a member of the fishing "club" or you buy your day ticket from Bates tackle?

Elton, i prefer mitsi's to especially over scoobies etc at least bushi knew how to make planes, pick ups and cars............scooby took a rough guess and it sort of worked..first time round lol Then again i must admit i do have a fond memory or two of ragging a skyline gt-r (r32) round a track..................the guy didn't know i was driving it.......... he just left its keys in and went home, needless to say i had to go change afterwards but it was still an awesome drive

You ain't that lucky mate

:o What would you do to have a find like THIS :o

No worries Midge........................oh and if you want Chris's address for the scud i've got it here

Hi folks Long time no post............although i do still come and spy on you lot Mods/Admin I'm not going to apologize for posting this & if its wrong then please feel free to delete it.............................. but i'll only come back and post it again lol The following is a friend of mine from MD's, he's an ex-submariner and is in a wheelchair, he served his country with pride and was willing to give his life for us, now he is trying to help other service personnel so please read what he has written and if you can.....................help him to help others On Apr16th I am doing a sponsored walk from Hatfield to Doncaster (approx 10 miles) in support of the HelpforHeroes charity, this may not sound far but I will be doing it in my wheelchair and pushing myself, if anybody would like to sponsor me, please use the just giving link as this will send the money direct to the charity and they will also automatically claim the gift-aid from the government... I'm not asking you for ££'s but anything you can give will be very appreciated. Thank you Midge Milnes www.justgiving.com/Nigel-Milnes