Alan Fawcett

two things 1) I love AN (although one or two of its admin/mods are a bit on the wiffy side 2) whats all this "as a mod you can't please everyone? I'm a mod and don't give a toss what the posters think (hence me being voted most evil mod on the net......which i'm dead proud of BTW), if a poster don't like it they can use the exit door, its over there behind the purple brussel sprouts piled up next to the flourecent turnips.

I dunno mate the one guy looks like he's been taken by surprise if you understand me

me....i don't give a feck.....except when some old time tyke plumber thinks he's still young enough to gimme a run for me cash........yes Chris that was aimed at you. ....Ant.......i like i think everyone should have an Ant chained up in the back garden ready to be beaten when i get bored. Even the bunnie has me in stitches sometimes, fair enough a lot of folks don't like him but me.....no problem with him. the rest of you are just sad old folks with nothing better to do with your lives.......except Newt.......he's a really old saddo Oh BTW i only come on here to chew gum and take the pish.........unfortunetly i'm all outta gum

sorry but i find that disgusting. why would they want to waste those toms when there's people like me who'll eat them and why the hell haven't we got a similar festival over here? I mean c'mon its gotta be cheaper than christmas and it sure as hell looks more fun

Ant, i can't help it i AM superior to you lower classes. Klienthekaffirlover, whats it got to do with you what i say...have you got any idea how hard being this perfect is?? John, if i wanted to talk about/ go fishing i'd join an angling site. Mr Motorola.......shuddup you creep as for you Rob.imk2........................my sights are better than yours Jeepster......i can see your name on the list at the bottom of the thread and you can get stuffed as well you freaky wierd eyes kinda guy............just checking................yep i did type guy and not....... and finally good ol' newton.........the yank well we all know about them don't we.....so proud of their independance.....if the king had listened to me and sent all the forces over there first instead of going after the rest of the empire we'd still be telling them what to do and taking their taxes....oh yeah and forcing them to drink tea.

Both Dian and myself have been using it for years, never had any problems with it.

dunno mate i've never had a problem with mine..........except when i stopped the stackserver having access to the internet. Have you set your phone and computer to accept /send to each other?

OI!!! shouldn't you be whipping the elves and packing the sliegh ready for next month??

damnit..........i got as many bites on that as i did when i go fishing Oi jeepster.........i was watching a nice dvd the other night all about a lovely fella called Dave courtney and his friends........saw a couple of lads on there one of which looked strikingly like.........erm you.

One thing i can't help but laugh at...............the amount of people who believe in a "god" they have never seen heard or felt and yet they are more than happy to turn around and say ghosts don't exist or psychics are all fake........................................ And then when i tell them that only total pig ignorant assholes would believe that some made up half witted story about a god creating everything and then sending his "only son" to save and die for us in a horrible tortured way was true they get all upset!! Why??

yeah but i'm cute as well

OI!!!!!!! thats 28 times you bloody dinlo

Tel, i am so gutted to hear that, especially after the "happy" posting you made about the carp trip, wishing you a speedy recovery. Just remember to do the old "i'm an ard travllin man oo feels no pain" through the gritted teeth trick........if you say it enough you may just believe it mate Dave, if your family have the same spirit in all of them that you have in you pal your sister will be back on her feet and kicking your ass in no time, send her my love mate (and sympathies for having you as a brother )

I can just see it now "A steven speilberg production" "the pied pedophile of hamlyn" coming soon to a cinema near you.

I can give you a few pointers involving fishign hooks strung through branches to stop them sneaking on your land

My heart goes out to the parents of the little one and to Tania having to go and face this funeral without you to lean on Elton, at least she has the comfort of knowing she has a loving husband and two precious little girls to come home to. I don't think anybody unless they've been through it can even start to understand the pain and hurt a parent must go through when they have to bury their own child, hopefully i will never find out.

so is being an MP.

it could be worse...........you could have to share that truck with him AFTER he's eaten a whole load of texan long horn coated in a very thick layer of xtra hot chilli sauce........just imagine the gurgling from his stomache shortly before the "explosion"!!!!!!!!!!

Nah Jan has to let him out every now n then or he starts gnawing at the bars and then she has a huge vet bill for dentistry work Oh and you can walk away a bit quicker Tel just don't stare him in the eyes, it sets him off !!!

awwwwwww you really let me down there unca Newt, i was hoping you'd have at least one pic of the sub Got to admit though that is a nice looking cat................do you reckon they'll let us borrow it for a fish-in?? You n Jan could bring it over, should just about fit up Ants anal stretch...............................oops did i miss the C off the front of that

you cudda rung me, i'd have gladly sold the ......er i meant hold the water pig for you me ol china

when we had the fuel station i asked the lass who came round from wieghts and measures to check mine for me, being over the roiad from the river i always had my gear in the back room and when she said ok it didn't take me long to go get both sets out. My avons were out (reading over) and my digi scales were reading under, i asked her if she had any idea on how to get the reading right and she said the dial scales can normally be done by using some screw or another inside (i didn't bother cos i'd knacker them) and the digis could be done by adding solder to the "hook" again i didn't bother cos knowing me i'd knacker them as well. She did mention a company in Leicester that calibrate any kind of wieghing scale but i can't remember what they were called sorry.

Tel, thats a brilliant "re-start" to fishing mate, well chuffed for you. Only upsetting thing is you had to get some ugly dinlo to hold your fish for the pic, i'm guessing due to your back problem it was to heavy for your ruggishly handsome self to hold then?

Gaffer me ol china tea pot (you know the sort with the limp wrist ), no need to kick yourself up the arse pal i'll gladly do that for you. By the sounds of thing's i'm doing better than you mate, as for the arse kicking...bring it oooonnnnn its ages since i got to give someone a good leathering.

and the fact all those who have gven him top feedback come from ,china. Every single one of them has put a , in front of china...................but the cameras a bargain so i reckon i'm gonna have to bid on it how long do you think it will take to get here??