Happy Dude

yes ian, you would hook it on your spinning rod, wind it to the boat on the handle, it would see the boat make a run for it, but with your drag set at 1lb you would soon stop it in it's tracks. then it would be belly up for gaffing in 5 minutes

ha ha ha thats like the bogs in the departure lounge at mombasa airport in kenya when everyone is waiting to go home after 2 weeks of the lurgy

threshers could be in money trouble at the moment... i just enquired about a haddows shop that was for sale by auction. seems they are selling a lot of the shops they own to lease back from the new owners funny money they are getting too, £123,000 for a shop in an area where the usual price for the same sized shop is £45-50,000

lucky it wasn't a BASS he killed imagine the outcry for that??

how many coats do you have john?? mind you, if you won't work for £90PH they are probably all fur ones did you hear about the constipated mathematician?? had to work it out with a pencil and a sliderule

F*&^%ing accountants........ watch jabee doesn't send you a bill for £90 per hour for all this maths

davy, kenya might only cost you a leg and a couple of fingers let me know if you want more info.... me and tony had 40 odd in a day last march, fish in the 8-25lb range, at one point we had 9 fish on at the same time, each one of the bigger fish took about 70-80 yards of line and they left the 2 of us to wind them all in, you just landed one and they stuck another rod in your paw, knackering stuff in 100 degrees i just booked my digs for next year, £650 for 13 nights full board inc flights from london and transfers from mombasa to watamu

the dunbar article is a bit lame...... i heard a rumour that the author wrote an informative article about a certain boat on loch fyne without ever setting foot on it. wonder if this is the same??

it's just pictures and video taken with the motorola

hi, it finds my phone but transfer fails after a few seconds stupid gay flip phone

yes, all switched on, the phones connect, transfer starts then it fails. it's my mates motorola as i can connect to my son's sony ericsson, my wifes samsung and everyone elses nokias tony can't connect with any of them

hi, are some mobile phones brands incompatable through bluetooth?? i have a nokia 6233 and my mate just got a motorola KRZR (i think) and we can't get them to pair. i think the problem is the moto as it wouldn't pair with my wifes samsung either. would it have an adjustment on it somewhere or a security device that need switched off?? thanks in advance les

aye john, that script was a bit repetitive it was better in october when i gave you the boak showing you the picture of my finger after that double figure ling had a chew on it..... ha ha ha anyone own an land rover and smoke fags?? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...p;rd=1&rd=1

trouble with your plan is that they will probably get the Z-list celebs to shoot the Y-list celebs thus furthering themselves up the ladder of mediocrity then you are back where you started

when did you say your 40th birthday was?? think you are becoming a grumpy old bugger a few months early

Davy Holt to Norrie Southam in "Easter in LA 2006" co starring Orca Happy Dude Liam Ian Burrett Jabee Peterthefisherman Spurhound FastD

you old cynic you john

best way to avoid seeing aliens is to carry a fully functional camera at all times

i should get a job on "the apollo" skinning them, they used to get much more per kilo for skinned fish than whole and you can fit more in a box put me on piece work.....

bet he canny skin a spurdog as fast as me!!!!!! eh jabee??

learned your lesson then john?? i hope holty has he's probably totally as paranoid about it as i am now

thanks to you for the "most haunted" tickets for last sunday. me and alan had a blast, first time i have been in a TV audience and was amazed how slick it all went sorry i didn't recognise you without the biscuits on your eyes and your teeth in next time you are up this way, let me know and i'll try get you a day out on the boat les

sent a text to that jabee person telling him you were going for a KEBAB but didn't get a reply maybe he can't get a signal in his local kebab shop at 12.30 in the morning

are you buying a round??

john, he bought them back himself but no-one wants the teeth