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How about................. QFT

There are other forums!

Newt...... Did you star in a film with Steven Segal?

That's him, thanks Newt

Can't rmember if it was on these forums but read an article once about a Sheriff in USA who made his prisoners wear pink overals on road gangs and banned them from coffee, cable TV, porn etc. Anybody remember, tried search here, google etc TA

Whereabouts were you fishing M8, just so I know where all the codling have gone to, havn't seen that many in years

This is not "anyone" 'tis the ferret, bring on the bad thoughts, you know you want to

"If you might not like the answer, don't ask the question" Ferret, you might have wanted to wait to post this when Nurse Judy is on holiday

Was just going to bid then I noticed..... everybody beware. It's lefthand drive

OK Elton, was going to pick Chesters to pay for me but I pick you

Roast Lamb in a ROLL............................... It's true what my friends tell me who have visited England. YOU ARE ALL MAD

If fishing is top of mind, the club is offering the Blue Ocean package starting at £2,800 for three nights, £4,440 for five nights and £6,010 for one week. Just can't decide which one to pick

I hope not, still don't see any fish pictures All that time helping you with PM's and you have stopped for Lunch You are in England! If I knew that I wouldn't have helped you

Yes It does

ON Nat Geo at the moment and repeated at 3pm. Tuna Cowboys. How one man's dream of fish conservation and desire to be rich combined to make him one of the richest men in Australia. Whilst a bit away from us there are some serious lessons that can be learned from the tactics of targeting fish at certain age groups and allwing others to spawn before "Harvest"

Link error.......... thisis your site I think

Try and keep up Jan................. http://www.anglersnet.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=61456

Why is it Newt that everything you post makes such sence to me, and continually these females flame you for your foresight and understanding of the truth. Why oh why did we ever let them vote.............. (I wish I could find that sketch with Harry Enfield with the woman speaking at the Dinner Party)

Birdflu is going to spread, that is a fact. A number of people are going to die, that is a fact. I submit to the well reasoned, intellectual members of this forum that drastic measures are need to stop the spread of Birdflu BEFORE it becomes a pandemic in the UK. I suggest........... 1) A Single 8 Megaton Tactical Nuclear Weapon be deployed as an airburst over the centre of Paris, preferably over the Eiffel Tower. 2) An identical 8 megaton Tactical Nuclear weapon be detonated over Brussels, preferably over the EU buildings (whilst the EU 'Parliment' is in session). 3) All Memebers of the Houses of Parliment be 'culled' and their bodies disposed of in large fires. I cannot be sure that these measures will work and indeed offer no guarantees but HEY! You never know

Halfords do sell them but they are about half the price at Lucas if you have a branch nearby.

Finally found the script............................. Tim: There he is! King Arthur: Where? Tim: There! King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit? Tim: It *is* the rabbit! King Arthur: You silly sod! Tim: What? King Arthur: You got us all worked up! Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! Sir Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah? Sir Robin: You mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you! Sir Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum? Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones! King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off! Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up! Sir Bors: AHHHHHHH! Tim: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

"Beware for there stands the world's scariest nastiest beast" "What behind the rabbit............" "No Tis the rabbit........................"

Well done Nipper

That's very worrying............... Due to the nature of my (past) work I have not appeared in a telephone directory or an (publically accesable) electoral role for 26 years but it got me straight away.

Personally I think all this hype about Bird Flu is a load of rubbish. About two weeks ago i went down with the Flu. It then, I suspect developed into bird flu. I know this for a fact as I started talking a load of rubbish and could't park my car properly. I survived