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You could try here http://www.shuttleworth.org/swissgarden_wedding.asp

Some good ones ferret ,mine have got a wierd red light on the moon nice colour though

A Welshman buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself. So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. Try again." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive the out to the woods He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls knackered into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. ''No," she says, "but they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."

eclipse of the Moon tonight. In case anyone else is interested: it starts at 20.18 it's complete at 22.44 it finishes at 23.58.

The ''ship of the fens'' from welches dam yesterday

Cheers guys i cant believe i have won .Thanks to everyone who voted and to chippy for picking my shot . Good luck with the next challenge DF.

Canon 600mmf4L IS USM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For the true professional - ideal for sports / wildlife) Filter Size: 52mm Rear drop in Canon 600mmf4L IS USM ... £5,790.00 I hope you have got this lens with it

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Our second vacuum cleaner has just packed up, smells like the motors burned out. Wifey wants any recommendations for a replacement (not a Dyson!) - needs to stand up to pet hairs (2 hairy dogs). Ideally an upright model that is quite powerful - 1800 watts or above. Pet turbo tool also useful to keep wifey busy. Budget up to £150 as they just don't last! Cheers lads

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The snow was this deep – honest. Those who think fishermen are obsessed by their sport may have some evidence. A lone angler sits by the River Great Ouse in Bedford on Thursday, enduring the somewhat inclement weather in the hope of catching something. a picture from my local paper

LEEK

no one fishing today

plenty of snow here in Beds, at least it kept all the customers away today

Shin

JACK FROST 4.2.07 olympus c 70/7000 Macro mode auto Misty snow 9.2.07 olympus c70/7000 normal program

Great shots Judy. this was the river ivel on this mornings walk

Needs to put a few pounds on

these guys dont need a tripod sorry mods

http://www.birdguides.com/webzine/article.asp?a=853 Bird guides pic of the year may interest some of you

SANTAS LITTLE HELPER 27.12.06 OLYMPUS C70/7000 NORMAL PROGRAM

I had a great day out last summer took a few shots of this harris hawk Nearly got my arm torn of by a tawny eagle i was trying to get a picture of, it thought i had somthing for him when it swooped down on my ungloved arm and sunk its talons in this is my dad the one in the glove that is

Good idea Elton i have got 4 swans a swimming

Nice shot of a kestrel Den ,i got this young female sparrowhawk on my new shed roof back in august

Den I think the air ships on its way to Dubai made in Cardington the hangers are down the road from me