piker/carper

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A new employee joins the Company, and is required to have a password setup for his computer. The boss directed a secretary to setup the password for him. The secretary asks the man for the password. The man, attempting to embarrass the secretary in order to show superiority, said, "Penis." Blushed, the secretary inputted the password Penis, and re-typed it again. Then she hit enter. The whole office heard the secretary bursting out of laughters as a reaction from the computer's screen: "Password rejected. Reason: Too short"

oops soz guys pressed twice

it was only small about 2 pound probably not even that! but i was pleased to catch one! i hope to go back to anglers p next year however ive heard the fishing is getting worth by the year so im considering going to whiteacres As my mates just returned and has had a good time.!

it was only small about 2 pound probably not even that! but i was pleased to catch one! i hope to go back to anglers p next year however ive heard the fishing is getting worth by the year so im considering going to whiteacres As my mates just returned and has had a good time.!

hi guys i am bord watchin some film roadkill just wondering whos your favourate footy team i got back from watching the best team in europe an hour ago STOKE CITY FC. any fellow stokies out there? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

ive got a shimano GTE 5000 which i use for bream fishing ive found it ti be a sound reel that has never let me down i also use it for carp somtimes when i use a 3rd rod, and in the past had a 23 pound catfish using it so i believe it is good for all types of fishing

i caught a barbel out the mystery lake !

i was extremely inpresed with argos this year they have greatly improved

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

spurs 0 -1 chelsea

good luck often when im carp fishing i catch bream off single bleeps and ive got very sensitive alarms but i think this is the case because i fish tight baitrunners tight so i dont think the bream are strong enough to tear line of the spool.

krytonite is good but rather expensive sensor is good for the money

by the way there is a small takle shop on site but its very expensive however there is also another takle shop in near by oakhampton,

that beginners carp lake is amazing best fishing ive ever had! just floatfished in margins, and i could see the fish scoffing the bait round the hook bait. must of had bout 40 carp all between 2 and 7 pound just couldnt stop getin them on paste. also took some nice tench to about 3 pound. i wish i was goin anglers paradise this year but unfortunatly i was not invited by the people who took me for the last 3 years due to change in circumstances . if you try out mussels only buy the most orange ones and hook them through the white circle on there body which is fairly hard or open them up at the flaps and hook them through this black thing they have which i think is there heart. use a size 10 or 12 hook, and feed hemp. using this method i caught tench all day on the tench lake when others blanked!

nice picture! you look well chuffed and rightly so!hats off to seph

wait for the alarm to scream off because this is when the fish is hooked. if you get single or a few bleeps there usually line bites or false indications. if your after pike strike as soon as you realise you have a bite. other wise youd end up with a deeply hooked fish. if your using mussels hair rig them so the carp hooks them selves as soon as they suck the bait in. when the fish is hooked line will pour off the reel, and you will recieve a one toner lol

nice one took me a while to figure out the last bit

cheers skippy

i hammered the tench lake on mussels from tesco and worms i float fished a mussel over a large bed of hemp and picked up loads of golden tench around 3 to 4 pound. on the koi lake dog biscuits were good.

i dont reckon its any good for you ny way cus it makes you spell words the kwik way after a while. after id done my english gcse i realised that id spelt my words like coz instead of because, and so on so im blaming msn messenger on my shocking gcse english language result

cheers lads had so many probs with it in the past im finkin of just scrappin it!

nice one!

cheers mate